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/me stares and raises eyebrow for 23 minutes.







/me leaves.

Hmm...

*puts on a record of "Yakkity Sax"

Ah, that's better.

*leaves*

***yawn***







Wake me when it's over




































































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you still here?





























































later

Is it possible to vote that NONE of them are funny?

Since the resent political upheaval has yet to touch my appointed position, I declare this topic SPAM!

Suggested threadjack topic: You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

Woot! Threadjack awesomeness!

I will rub butter on my body and make sweet love with McDuffies, until I bear enough younglings to be able to step on their bodies and out of the hole.

With love, anything is possible.

They were cute strips, but could you try a less obnoxious how-do-you-do?

I accidentally voted for one and now I have to go take a shower.

Mercury Hat wrote:I accidentally voted for one and now I have to go take a shower.

All that will do is wash your body. The sin never goes away.

using the rocky surroundings of the hole I would sharpen one end of the broom handle to skin McDuffies, I would then survive by eating his buttered corpse until I had constructed a tough enough rope from his leathery hide. Using Duffies' bones to fashion a crude grapple, I would hook and climb my way to sweet freedom.

Escape from a pit?

*bounces*

Levi-chan wrote:Woot! Threadjack awesomeness!

I will rub butter on my body and make sweet love with McDuffies, until I bear enough younglings to be able to step on their bodies and out of the hole.

With love, anything is possible.

That was almost hot.

mine was hotter. I wouldn't eat him cold.

I'm just going to move this to comic pitching. That's all it's working out to be.

PieceOfSkunk wrote:You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

Break up the broomstick to make a fire, then boil McDuffies over the fire until he breaks down into his component elements. Using these trace elements, I would proceed to create a minature tesseract generator and use it to sidestep fourth-dimensional space. Once I arrive at the appropriate coordinates in time and space, I eat the butter and die of massive heart failure.

The end.

PieceOfSkunk wrote:Since the resent political upheaval has yet to touch my appointed position, I declare this topic SPAM!

Suggested threadjack topic: You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

I CALL FOUL!!!!

Butter, Broomstick, and McDuffies should NEVER be used in the same sentence.

So, Mr. and Mrs. Smith. I thought it was cute. Discuss.

Harmless action movie. Certainly not high cinema. But definitely takes you back to the good ol' days of ridiculous action movies. Lots of good lines too.

EDIT: Kind of ended abruptly though.

Butter, Broomstick, Mcduffies + Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt = Seven Years In <s>Tibet</s> Sexual Confusion.

Harumph. I'm going to enter the thing.... I don't see any rules posted, though...