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Nutcracker wrote:New thread: Why is everyone mean to mcDuffies?
Because he's Serbian.
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yeahduff wrote:
Nutcracker wrote:New thread: Why is everyone mean to mcDuffies?
Because he's Serbian.
Yeah. Serbs him right.

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*Obligatory groan*
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He's a cat?
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yeahduff wrote:Because he's Serbian.
I`m Polish. George double U Bush is mean to me.

Edit: hehe, at least he knows where MY country is ^_^
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First, prop the broom against the side of the hole, then I'd climb on to the broom. Then McDuff would climb up onto my shoulders and then climb out. Then I'd kick out a foothole in side of the hole and stand in it so I can pull up the broom and then hand one end of it to McDuff who'd then pull me out. Then we'd split the butter to celebrate.

...or am I not meant to actually solve the puzzle...?

EDIT: Actually, I'm gonna change mine. I'd remove the head of the broom, then spin it above my head so fast I helicopter out. McDuff holds on as we fly to freedom, only stopping to drop some butter on Bob as a funny lark.
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Mooman Wins

Because this was a trick question. You were all actually supposed to save mcDuffies too.
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Hooray!

What's my prize?
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mcDuffies' hand in marriage.
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Damn.
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And Sortelli as a mistress.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

As for us... well... we wouldn't get out of the hole, but the three of us would sure have some fun. :D :D
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Hey, I make a pretty good mistress, if you don't mind the hair.
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Sure you do, you have tentacles.
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Gah... mental image I so did not need... why oh why do I have such a vivid imagination? and why doesn't it know when not to imagine... in technicolour... dvd quality... surround sound...
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tears wrote:Gah... mental image I so did not need... why oh why do I have such a vivid imagination? and why doesn't it know when not to imagine... in technicolour... dvd quality... surround sound...
*presses replay*
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You should record these mental images. For rkotler. In the name of science.
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It just occured to me... McDuffies is a cat right? and we have butter... so can convert him into a buttered cat drive* attatch it to the broom and fly out of the hole...


*buttered cat drive... based on the principle that cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down... so you butter the back of the cat and get a kind of perpetual motion / antigravity effect... I didn't invent this, but I can't remember where I got it from.
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Oh, it's all over the place.
Dunno if it would work though..
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tears wrote:It just occured to me... McDuffies is a cat right? and we have butter... so can convert him into a buttered cat drive* attatch it to the broom and fly out of the hole...


*buttered cat drive... based on the principle that cats always land on their feet and toast always lands butter side down... so you butter the back of the cat and get a kind of perpetual motion / antigravity effect... I didn't invent this, but I can't remember where I got it from.
:lol: I like this solution.
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