Butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies.

Rawr · Post by **Rawr** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:19 am

W! Terrorists have hijacked my thread!

Please help!

EDIT: After seeing the previous post, I believe the rules are displayed when you submit a comic.

Gengar003 · Post by **Gengar003** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:31 am

Not much there though, but yeah... I guess that means Ghastly won't be competing

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:56 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?

I whack mcDuffies hard with the broomstick to make him jump out of the hole eventually and then bribe him with the butter to get me out too.
Or: I eat the butter while I wait for mcDuffies to think of a way to escape.
Or: I sit in the hole with mcDuffies for the rest of my life eating butter We go to heaven after we die.
Or: I take mcDuffies, the broomstick and the butter and make a ladder, `cause I`m very talented.
Or: Yay! My own collectible mcDuffies! I always wanted one of these. Now I can do with him whatever I want!

Komiyan · Post by **Komiyan** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:06 am

Jim North wrote:
PieceOfSkunk wrote:You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?
Break up the broomstick to make a fire, then boil McDuffies over the fire until he breaks down into his component elements. Using these trace elements, I would proceed to create a minature tesseract generator and use it to sidestep fourth-dimensional space. Once I arrive at the appropriate coordinates in time and space, I eat the butter and die of massive heart failure.

The end.

You stole that from MacGyver, didn't you?

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:41 am

Komiyan wrote:
Jim North wrote:
PieceOfSkunk wrote:You're trapped in a deep hole with nothing but butter, a broomstick, and McDuffies. How will you engineer an escape?
Break up the broomstick to make a fire, then boil McDuffies over the fire until he breaks down into his component elements. Using these trace elements, I would proceed to create a minature tesseract generator and use it to sidestep fourth-dimensional space. Once I arrive at the appropriate coordinates in time and space, I eat the butter and die of massive heart failure.

The end.
You stole that from MacGyver, didn't you?

Hey, yeah, he did! What episode was it where MacGyver died of massive heart failure?

Telecoda · Post by **Telecoda** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:52 am

PieceOfSkunk wrote:
Komiyan wrote:
Jim North wrote: Break up the broomstick to make a fire, then boil McDuffies over the fire until he breaks down into his component elements. Using these trace elements, I would proceed to create a minature tesseract generator and use it to sidestep fourth-dimensional space. Once I arrive at the appropriate coordinates in time and space, I eat the butter and die of massive heart failure.

The end.
You stole that from MacGyver, didn't you?
Hey, yeah, he did! What episode was it where MacGyver died of massive heart failure?

I'm guessing it was one of the later ones, possibly in the final series.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:54 am

I'd kill and skin mcDuffies and then use handle of broomstick and skin to make a glider. And then I'd be stuck in a hole forever because the glider is not a friggin' chopper.

Oh, wait, I am mcDuffies, right?

Gah. I'll take any of Nutcracker's solutions better than yours.

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 1:59 pm

My plan's simple enough: I'd start by beating Mcduffies to death with the broomstick. Then I'd smother his body in butter, and use his remains as sustenance until the rescue party arrived.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:01 pm

......?

Just one second please.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:06 pm

All better now. Continue wasting your existence.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:47 pm

Existence is like, totally overrated and stuff.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:08 pm

Komiyan wrote:You stole that from MacGyver, didn't you?

OMG stop giving away my secrets!1!!

But now I kinda wish I had gone with the MacGyver joke that had been running through my head just before I made that one.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:12 pm

Man, this thread really gets around.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:15 pm

And here there is evidence that wild, nomadic threads once moved through this area, perhaps on their way to greener fields and more plentiful fauna . . .

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:16 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Gah. I'll take any of Nutcracker's solutions better than yours.

Actually I haven`t posted the best one. You`d like it.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:28 pm

Let's see..

1) beat mcduffies with the broomstick; his screams would alert others.
2) viciously sodomize mcduffies with a buttered broomstick; his screams would alert others.
3) scrub the butter into McDuffies hair and wait for ants to start eating him; his screams would alert others.
4) Put butter on McDuffie's arm and take a large bite out of him; his screams would alert others.

5) Using the broomstick as a straight bar, stand on McDuffies arms. Reach up and wedge the broom into the wall of the hole. Pull myself up. Pull McDuffies up. Stand on McDuffies shoulders and climb out of the hole.

... then drop the butter in the hole and watch McDuffies fall. Don't worry. his screams will alert others.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:33 pm

New thread: Why is everyone mean to mcDuffies?

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:52 pm

I would eat the butter and fatten myself up so that McDuffies can feast on my corpse long enough to survive until help comes. He can use the broomstick to keep my remains in a tidy little pile in a corner of the pit.

Better?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:01 pm

Hah Ha Ha! Now you're in my territory!

Now it's time for suggestins that actually include pleasurable experience for mcDuffies! (Which usually discludes any kind of use of broomstick on him)

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:28 am

Nutcracker wrote:New thread: Why is everyone mean to mcDuffies?

Don't be fooled: Mcduffies secretly harbors masochistic tendencies. (He especially enjoys being kicked in the crotch)

....Or, at least, thats what Ghastly told me.