Red Bob

Ti-Phil · Post by **Ti-Phil** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:19 pm

KittyKatBlack wrote:I tried an energy drink once. It was awful. It tasted worse than Pepsi One. And that's pretty bad. It's the only soda I've been physicly unable to drink.

I think I've become addicted to Caffine though. Because I notice if I go a long time without it, I'm a lot more tired and such much more often. I'm sure this probably isn't a good thing, but eh...

And on the side topic of silly ads...

That Axe and Tag bodywash/bodyspray stuff. Eesh. I can't believe men actually buy into that...

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:21 pm

tears wrote:
prettydragoon wrote:
Joel Fagin wrote:Anyone here heard of the famous di-hydrogen monoxide socialogical experiment?
DHMO kills. That's a fact.
Indeed, it is a major ingredient in many of the worlds most deadly substances.

Stunts your intelligence, too. A causal link hasn't been proven but it cant be a coincidence that fifty percent of all people who have ingested it have below average intelligence.

- Joel Fagin

Tears · Post by **Tears** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:42 pm

Any chance that someone could describe this tag advert fo rhtose of us who can't be bothered to watch tv?

Pretty please... I'll bake cookies...

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:51 pm

The Tag commercials are basically a ripoff of the Axe ones. In those, some guy sprays himself with Axe and is suddenly irresistable to women. One guy made out with a random chick in an elevator, then another, then another...simply because the Axe made him that sexy.

Unfortunately, the guys in the ads frickin' drown themselves with the stuff, so all the young guys at my high school thought that was the way to do it. Gak. Use it sparingly, people.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:53 pm

Um..... good thing I've never had any then. >_>

Tears · Post by **Tears** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:59 pm

*Gives big plate of chocolate chip cookies to Subhuman*

Thanks... sounds a lot like the lynx effect to me... my favourite ever lynx advert (back when I still watched tv) was the one when this girl borrowed her boyfriend's lynx deoderant and suddenly became irresistable to other women... I just loved the idea that it really was the deodorant and not the fact that all the guys in those adverts are basically pretty hot to begin with...

I have to sadly admit however that the lynx effect works on me... I love the smell of that stuff... but only really when it becomes mixed with sweat... ummm...

*goes to hide someplace nice and quiet*

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sat Jun 25, 2005 6:34 pm

The machine at work tends to be full of sugar free Red Bull instead of regular Red Bull. . . and to me, that is a crime. A savage, reckless crime against me.

Which is why that man had to die.

The jury could not convict me.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:13 am

tears wrote:
prettydragoon wrote:DHMO kills. That's a fact.
Indeed, it is a major ingredient in many of the worlds most deadly substances.

Last weekend, five people died in DHMO-related incidents here in Finland.
On Midsummer, it's traditional to get drunk and go boating or swimming. With predictable results.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 5:15 am

G-Lode wrote:

Rkolter wrote

I drink the sugar free red bulls. Six of 'em turns me into a mutant.

Is that what amorphous blobs turn into upon mutation?

It's kinda like a Pokemon!

I'm not a pokemon.

That's cute tho.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:32 am

rkolter wrote:I'm not a pokemon.

Oh, you're a digimon?

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:39 am

I thought this was a new thread!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 9:46 am

Jim North wrote:
rkolter wrote:I'm not a pokemon.
Oh, you're a digimon?

I'm bobviously a bobimon.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Mon Jun 27, 2005 10:44 am

Red Bob is my bobbing life support. I bob that shit all the bobbing time.