Well since I'm at work, and my words speak better than my art anyways...
McDuffies: Where the hell are we? A barren wasteland island? An atomic testing ground? A parallel universe where all that exists is dank deep pits of nothing?
Humbug: That sign over there says Tennessee.
McDuffies: Oh, well ok then.
Tex(The cat?): No! Those fools! They followed. How could they do this.
Tex looks over and sees a fazed looking War and Mercury Hat tending to him, even though he doesn't need tending to for he is WAR! Man of Eternity! Tex realizeing the fate that waits him begins to worry.
Tex: AHHHH!!!! He's gonna kill me!!! Again!!!
Tex runs off but there's nothing to hide behind so he runs to the ruins and hide behind a chunk of the hull.
McDuffies: You know, this isn't so bad. I mean the air is bad, the trees depressing, and the locals, I'd rather not start on, but here in this wasteland we can start anew!
Humbug: You're right! We can build a bigger ship, a better ship, one that will stand the test of the seas AND land!
McDuffies: From these humble begginings our legacy will take root. It is from this time that we stop being men and start being Gods!
Humbug: You mean Cat and Girl.
Humbug: We're not men, we're a cat and a girl.
McDuffies: Oh right. Yeah.
Elsewhere War stands up. It's pretty dramatic, theres the sun behind him so he looks dark and brooding compared to the rest of the are. Mecrury Hat seems to be orgasming or something. War sniffs the air.
War: You smell that?
Mercury Hat: No honey what is it?
War: It's that smell you get when something isn't dead nearby.
Mercury Hat: ... but... it couldn't be... we saw...
War: I'll never get paid if I don't kill him for good.
Mercury Hat: You're getting paid?
The two cuddle and kiss cutely. Silently being watched by Tex who still hides behind a chunk of hull.
Tex: That girl is his weakness, through her I will get to him. I'll not be killed anymore!!!
(Hope you all enjoyed that =])
Last edited by Spriteville, USA
on Tue May 10, 2005 8:00 am, edited 3 times in total.