Little Girl- Daddy where do mice go when they die?
Daddy- Well, little girl, when mice die they go to vending machines.
Little Girl- What about ants?
Daddy- You are an inquisitive little girl, little girl. When ants die they go to GMG's chip bags.
Little Girl- Wow, how did you get to be so smart!
Daddy- Can you keep a secret, little girl?
Little Girl- Sure.
Daddy- Everything I know about the afterlife I learned at the KeenSpace Forums.
Little Girl- The KeenSpace Forums?
Daddy- That's right. (Daddy looks into camera) KeenSpace Forums: Learn Stuff Here!
Announcer: Void where prohibited. KeenSpace Forums may cause such side effects as nausia, fits of giggling, loss of wages, hypothermia, insomnia, gastrointeritis, heart failure, loss of limbs, gain of limbs, temporary blindness, numbness of the toes, male pattern baldness and the boogie woogie blues. Daddy and Little Girl not included. Consult a physician before trying the KeenSpace Forums. Offer ends 2/12/1972.
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