The Teeny Tiny Itsy Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Thread #1

[Brockway]

On her head? Or body? Cause you know, Ilia isn't a furry furry.

[McDuffies]

Hint for folks here -- you can be as suggestive as you can without being nude. That I will allow.

Of course, when winter comes, we can have snow bunnies.

Now, so I'm not a total git around here:

http://www.deviantart.com/view/8522526/
http://www.deviantart.com/view/6593023/
http://www.deviantart.com/view/7617900/

Somehow, this doesn't make me think of you as any less prude and power-ridden. Sorry.

[K-Dawg]

There was actually a law passed a few years back near where I live that said it was ok for women to walk around topless in public because it was ok for men to do the same. Unfortunately, we don't have that law where I live yet.

We've had that law for a while now in Ontario. The people fought so hard to get it, and now that's it passed nobody seems to do it. I just found that so ironic.

[Jim North]

The freedom is often far more important to people than the act itself.

[Tim]

There was actually a law passed a few years back near where I live that said it was ok for women to walk around topless in public because it was ok for men to do the same. Unfortunately, we don't have that law where I live yet.

We've had that law for a while now in Ontario. The people fought so hard to get it, and now that's it passed nobody seems to do it. I just found that so ironic.

Yeah, that, and it's Ontario. The opportunity doesn't present itself too often.

[JexKerome]

The freedom is often far more important to people than the act itself.

Yeah, it's nice to have the opportunity; doesn't mean you'll want to exercise it every single day.

[RPin]

Who would want to walk around topless on frosty Canada anyway?

[JPSloan]

Who would want to walk around topless on frosty Canada anyway?

*raises hand*

[McDuffies]

The freedom is often far more important to people than the act itself.

Of course. For example, we want freedom for women to go topless, although we're not even women.

[K-Dawg]

Oh you're all a bunch of asses.
It's not that frosty, in fact it's only -35C outside right now. Perfect beach weather!

[Rkolter]

Oh you're all a bunch of asses.
It's not that frosty, in fact it's only -35C outside right now. Perfect beach weather!

Pfeh. Anyone who can't handle frostbite in 15 seconds is a serious wimp.

[Brockway]

Oh you're all a bunch of asses.
It's not that frosty, in fact it's only -35C outside right now. Perfect beach weather!

Pfeh. Anyone who can't handle frostbite in 15 seconds is a serious wimp.

I'm willing to take that chance, Ryan...

Who's with me?!

*cheers*

Onward to Ontario!!!! Topless!!!

[Warren]

Oh you're all a bunch of asses.
It's not that frosty, in fact it's only -35C outside right now. Perfect beach weather!

In August no less. No wonder we haven't annexed Canada yet.

[Van Douchebag]

Fun fact: Last time USA attacked Canada we beat them and burned the White House down.

[Rkolter]

Fun fact: Last time USA attacked Canada we beat them and burned the White House down.

Er... You said you knew history?

The war of 1812 began when the US declared war on Britain because they were attacking American trade ships.

Major events in the war:

1813, Battle of Thames, won by the US. It's the only major battle fought on "Canadian" soil.

1814, British set Washington DC on fire, and that fire additionally consumed the Presidential Mansion.

Also 1814, The Treaty of Ghent is signed, ending the war without a winner.

Flaws in your statement:

1) The only major battle fought on Canadian soil was won by the US.

2) "Canadians" didn't set fire to Washington D.C. British (out of Britain actually) did.

3) Canada wasn't even a NATION in 1812. You were colonies of the British Empire until your independence in 1867.

4) The White House did not exist as the white house in 1814. The president had a mansion called aptly, the Presidential Mansion. The mansion was burned to the ground, but not specifically selected - the entire city was burned.

5) Since the treaty was signed without either side surrendering, neither side "won".

[JPSloan]

Fun fact: Last time USA attacked Canada we beat them and burned the White House down.

Do you guys take requests? Y'know, in case the election doesn't pan out?

[Rkolter]

Fun fact: Last time USA attacked Canada we beat them and burned the White House down.

Do you guys take requests? Y'know, in case the election doesn't pan out?

I like your answer better than mine.

[Soap Soaperson]

About the nipple-topic -- why ARE men allowed to run around without shirts?

When I see a topless guy with giant man-boobs (and I've seen many around here), I think that's much more obscene than a topless woman and her normal breasts.

[Rkolter]

About the nipple-topic -- why ARE men allowed to run around without shirts?

Because way back when, we made the rules?

New Fun Fact: It was not considered scandalous in Victorian times for a woman to show her breasts, complete with nipples. Women often did so to cool off, even in court. However, showing the naked arms and legs was considered taboo.

[Brockway]

Fun fact: Last time USA attacked Canada we beat them and burned the White House down.

4) The White House did not exist as the white house in 1814. The president had a mansion called aptly, the Presidential Mansion. The mansion was burned to the ground, but not specifically selected - the entire city was burned.

Interesting Fact: One of the few buildings to survive the burning was the US patent office. The director (who I don't remember) went out to meet the British troops, and said that only barbarians would destroy such a building, and convinced them to spare it.

And RKolter, thanks for giving me the mental image there... Mmm, victorian boobs... Hmm, we need a drooling smiley.