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AARRGGHHH

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:27 am
by Grabmygoblin
A FLY JUST FLEW UP MY NOSE!!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:31 am
by Mr.Bob
Cover your nose and see if it flies out your ear!

Or, if it doesn't feel like travelling sneeze eally hard while your nose is still covered. That'll be a hoot!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:40 am
by Warren
Swallow it!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:51 am
by McDuffies
Mr.Bob wrote:Cover your nose and see if it flies out your ear!

Or, if it doesn't feel like travelling sneeze eally hard while your nose is still covered. That'll be a hoot!

If you sneeze very hard, molecules of the fly will mix with your molecules! It will be just like in movie "The Fly", you'll get that funky fly head and a claw!
Scientifical fact, people.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:54 am
by Rkolter
mcDuffies wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:Cover your nose and see if it flies out your ear!

Or, if it doesn't feel like travelling sneeze eally hard while your nose is still covered. That'll be a hoot!

If you sneeze very hard, molecules of the fly will mix with your molecules! It will be just like in movie "The Fly", you'll get that funky fly head and a claw!
Scientifical fact, people.


Alternatively, if you snort REALLY HARD, you could suck the fly up into your brain.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:01 am
by Joel Fagin
rkolter wrote:Alternatively, if you snort REALLY HARD...


... you'll get a buzz.

- Joel Fagin

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:35 am
by Heffaloop
ew

Re: AARRGGHHH

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:33 am
by Varuna Shiru
grabmygoblin wrote:A FLY JUST FLEW UP MY NOSE!!




Be careful! Everytime a fly touches solid ground...or the mucus located within your nostrils, it makes a poopy!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:04 am
by Komiyan
Now you have to snort a spider to catch the fly.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:09 am
by Rkolter
"... but I don't know why she snorted that fly. Perhaps she'll die."

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:16 am
by Komiyan
Later, you'll get to snort a cat. Hope you aren't allergic.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:17 am
by RLC Davidson
*snorts a moose*

...

Why is everyone looking at me like that?

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:38 am
by CapitanG
Did not vote; needed "GRABLEFAZ" option.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:50 am
by Mr.Bob
*starts protesting for right to vote Grabblefaz.*

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:04 pm
by JPSloan
If you start feeling horny, you'll know it was a Spanish Fly.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 12:13 pm
by Rkolter
It's probably just a mother fly looking for a warm, damp place to release it's grubs.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:06 pm
by MariaAndMichelle
rkolter wrote:It's probably just a mother fly looking for a warm, damp place to release it's grubs.

:-? Isn't that a pleasant thought? :-?
(There's something about the word 'grubs' that make this scenario so much worse than all the others...>___<)

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:42 pm
by McDuffies
JPSloan wrote:If you start feeling horny, you'll know it was a Spanish Fly.

In that case, someone quickly give me her adress!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 01, 2004 3:51 pm
by Skylark King
What's really odd is that shortly after this thread started Jeff Goldblum was reported missing. Go figure.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 02, 2004 4:02 am
by Grabmygoblin
update: swiftly I jumped into action, blowing my nose in startlment. the fly, equally startled, reacted just as swiftly by flapping it's wings vigirously. as a result it went nowhere. in a bezerker rage at this point, I gave a fearsome howl and blew my nose again. the fly dizzily fluttered out, as my boss lumbered in to see what the fuss was about. still in a berzerker rage, I preseved him as a threat as he was invading my territory, and pounced.

I don't actually remember much of what happened next, just a lot of red.

in any case, the fly continues to buzz around the lights, my boss has a few stitches and occassionally gives me an odd looks, and I keep finding myself in the woods without pants covered in scratches.