Is my teacher a bitch or what?

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Is my teacher a bitch or whT?

She's a bitch
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She seems like a delightful person!
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Mac wrote:i have a huglist... of people i want to hug... written in blood...
WITH YOUR CHAINSAW!

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mcDuffies wrote:
Mac wrote:i have a huglist... of people i want to hug... written in blood...
WITH YOUR CHAINSAW!
While wearing a pink dress!
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Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:
Mac wrote:i have a huglist... of people i want to hug... written in blood...
WITH YOUR CHAINSAW!
While wearing a pink dress!
While the moon shines on the sky like a giant discoball...

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mcDuffies wrote:
Warren wrote:
mcDuffies wrote: WITH YOUR CHAINSAW!
While wearing a pink dress!
While the moon shines on the sky like a giant discoball...
hehehe... moonshine... hehehe
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Skylark_King wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:
Warren wrote:While wearing a pink dress!
While the moon shines on the sky like a giant discoball...
hehehe... moonshine... hehehe
quoting gone wrong aka abusing the quote button XD
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Mac wrote:
Skylark_King wrote:
mcDuffies wrote: While the moon shines on the sky like a giant discoball...
hehehe... moonshine... hehehe
quoting gone wrong aka abusing the quote button XD
You think that's abuse? Eh kid, you saw nothin'
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Look! No quotes!

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YarpsDat wrote:
Mac wrote:
Skylark_King wrote: hehehe... moonshine... hehehe
quoting gone wrong aka abusing the quote button XD
You think that's abuse? Eh kid, you saw nothin'
Oh Jesus, don't bring up that quote pyramid gone awry. Took the freaking page 10 minutes to load! 10 minutes that could've been spent drinking Moonshine!
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Matt Lim wrote:
YarpsDat wrote:
Mac wrote: quoting gone wrong aka abusing the quote button XD
You think that's abuse? Eh kid, you saw nothin'
Oh Jesus, don't bring up that quote pyramid gone awry. Took the freaking page 10 minutes to load! 10 minutes that could've been spent drinking Moonshine!
someone's on dialup... and not sharing his moonshine!
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That would be me.

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Bastard!
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my 3rd grade techer was like that...
1. Fat
2. Ate food before lunch infront of us
3. Yelled
4. when 1 pisses her off all would copy a chapter or two of a social studies text book
5. for every one in her classes HAD to give her 3 buckes in the begining of the school year

one year later i had to stay in from recess cuz i didnt read a book i was in the room NEXT to hers she went in asked why i was there told her and called me a lier...

pissed me off cuz i rarely lie

year after that she became a ESL teacher.... poor poor non english...
then she dided, they say it was asmar but i think it was cuz she was fat.

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FlameDraGuy wrote:my 3rd grade techer was like that...
1. Fat
2. Ate food before lunch infront of us
3. Yelled
4. when 1 pisses her off all would copy a chapter or two of a social studies text book
5. for every one in her classes HAD to give her 3 buckes in the begining of the school year

one year later i had to stay in from recess cuz i didnt read a book i was in the room NEXT to hers she went in asked why i was there told her and called me a lier...

pissed me off cuz i rarely lie

year after that she became a ESL teacher.... poor poor non english...
then she dided, they say it was asmar but i think it was cuz she was fat.

THE ANGER IS MINE
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My teacher was ok, bark.

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I had a loverly third grade teacher, woofen.
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I don't remember my third grade teacher. ZOT!
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My first grade teacher was a first-class whore-bitch. I hope she's dead now.
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Warren wrote:My first grade teacher was a first-class whore-bitch. I hope she's dead now.
My third-grade teacher had an incredibly large butt for someone as big as the rest of her was. Nice teacher, let me do LOTS of extra credit work when we were doing a unit on animals. I think I must have made 6 or 7 different clay animal panoramas. Ibis, Snow Tiger, Skunk, Otter, Llama... wish I could remember the others, it was oh so long ago.
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I had the biggest ass of an Archaeology prof this year... he acted really happy when I had to call him thirty minutes after the final started to ask where it was. It went something like this...

"Yeah, Dr. Rick? I was wondering where the final is... I couldn't find anything online about it, and there wasn't an e-mail..."
"Ah! Heh... didn't go to class last week, didja?"
"Well, I was out of town with the athletic department..." [which I had told him about before I left, which means that the teacher is required to send me any important announcements]
"Uh huh. Right. It's in 360-360. ...good luck."
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