.... I was that kid.rkolter wrote:I know a guy who used to snort pixie stix. It made me wince when he did it.
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Not to forget that water is a very, very bad lubricant.rkolter wrote:theSuburbanLetdown wrote:And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.legostargalactica wrote: sand gets everywhere
It's not really the sand during the sex that's so bad. It's afterwards. You can end up sandpapered in the worst places. And it's 100 times worse if you try to do the 'sex in the surf' thing, where the water slaps against you. That water is carrying sand.
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One time, I was bored and crushed up some Smarties (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smarties_(Ce_De_Candy) <--the US kind) and pushed them into lines, then turned around to talk to someone. When I looked back, a friend of mine was snorting them up with a rolled up dollar bill. Not even joking. Granted, it probably wasn't anywhere near as painful as snorting Pixie Stix, but...damn.Lei wrote:.... I was that kid.rkolter wrote:I know a guy who used to snort pixie stix. It made me wince when he did it.
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I'm sure there are many ways around that... many of which probably shouldn't be typed here. ^_^KWill wrote:Not to forget that water is a very, very bad lubricant.rkolter wrote:theSuburbanLetdown wrote:And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.
It's not really the sand during the sex that's so bad. It's afterwards. You can end up sandpapered in the worst places. And it's 100 times worse if you try to do the 'sex in the surf' thing, where the water slaps against you. That water is carrying sand.
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Then it's sex on a towel, not sex on the beach. Although doggy style would limit the sandpaper effect.Tellurider wrote:Beach towel.rkolter wrote:theSuburbanLetdown wrote:And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.
It's not really the sand during the sex that's so bad. It's afterwards. You can end up sandpapered in the worst places. And it's 100 times worse if you try to do the 'sex in the surf' thing, where the water slaps against you. That water is carrying sand.
Seriously, it's really not that complicated as long as you don't roll around. Especially if you take your victim from behind, as it were.
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