Heterosexuals banned from bar

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Wed May 30, 2007 9:01 pm

That's how we do it where I'm a bouncer.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:30 am

Mr.Bob wrote:
phactorri wrote:I just wanna know how they pick who is hetero. guess they just ask.
Bouncers demand suspiciously straight looking men in the queue to kiss them to prove they're gay.

And that is why I am for this rule.

I dunno, I wouldn't kidd some random girl. One tried to hold my hand and I didn't even take my hand out of my pockets.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:08 am

yeahduff wrote:making fun of those more powerful than you makes you defiant, and making fun of those less powerful makes you a bully.

amen.

Mr.Bob wrote:
phactorri wrote:I just wanna know how they pick who is hetero. guess they just ask.
Bouncers demand suspiciously straight looking men in the queue to kiss them to prove they're gay.

And that is why I am for this rule.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:15 am

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
Mr.Bob wrote:
phactorri wrote:I just wanna know how they pick who is hetero. guess they just ask.
Bouncers demand suspiciously straight looking men in the queue to kiss them to prove they're gay.

And that is why I am for this rule.
I dunno, I wouldn't kidd some random girl. One tried to hold my hand and I didn't even take my hand out of my pockets.

You understand this is to gain entrance to a bar, yes?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:24 am

Yes. If I had to kiss some girl to enter a bar, I wouldn't. I also wouldn't want to kiss some random guy eitther to gain entrance. But I guess if it works, whatever. Anyone that wants to cause trouble and has nothing better to do would kiss all the guys they had to to gain entrance anway.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:14 am

What I mean is, why would you even be interested in entering this bar?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 31, 2007 9:26 am

I'm not, but I often go to bars with people that want to go. But if I had to kiss someone, I'd wait outside. I imagine other people may not be intersted in kissing strangers, regardless of their orientation.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:44 am

Nanda wrote:The system works!

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:46 am

I guess.

Post by **Kisai** » Thu May 31, 2007 10:58 am

Here you go, same story, different country:

http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/219794

Women banned from gay bar.

...

This was started last year. Anyway, regarding slipperly slope arguments, pretty much "one you set a precident that is acceptable elsewhere, everyone else wants to do it" ... See how many states created and voted for gay marriage bans after one successfully did it.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu May 31, 2007 11:50 am

Kisai wrote:Here you go, same story, different country:

http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/219794

Women banned from gay bar.

Lame.

Kisai wrote: Anyway, regarding slipperly slope arguments, pretty much "one you set a precident that is acceptable elsewhere, everyone else wants to do it" ... See how many states created and voted for gay marriage bans after one successfully did it.

Apples and oranges. Worst thing that'll happen is more gay bars start thinking this is a good idea. Which would be lame, not Orwellian.

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:45 pm

yeahduff wrote:
Kisai wrote: Anyway, regarding slipperly slope arguments, pretty much "one you set a precident that is acceptable elsewhere, everyone else wants to do it" ... See how many states created and voted for gay marriage bans after one successfully did it.
Apples and oranges. Worst thing that'll happen is more gay bars start thinking this is a good idea. Which would be lame, not Orwellian.

well, kinda. this started in the US at least when the Supreme Court ruled it was cool for the Boy Scouts to ban gays and atheists. this gave the KKK the right to ban blacks and other groups they dislike, the Black Panthers the right to ban members of the KKK, and generally everyone to kick someone they don't like out of a private establishment.

I don't see it escalating beyond childish bannings, but it's hardly apples and oranges to say that one group banning another from a private club isn't at all related to these cases.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:54 pm

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I dunno, I wouldn't kidd some random girl. One tried to hold my hand and I didn't even take my hand out of my pockets.

You were busy playing pool?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:26 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I dunno, I wouldn't kidd some random girl. One tried to hold my hand and I didn't even take my hand out of my pockets.
You were busy playing pool?

HOO YEAH! Now that's what I call a magic 8-ball!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu May 31, 2007 4:02 pm

Yeah, they say that with girls, you just gotta take matters into your own hands.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:10 pm

*Bans McDuffies from her sexual fantasies.*

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Thu May 31, 2007 6:47 pm

mcDuffies wrote:Yeah, they say that with girls, you just gotta take matters into your own hands.

"They" don't get many opportunities to breed, do they?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:00 pm

Nanda wrote:*Bans McDuffies from her sexual fantasies.*

I was in there? Why'd that memo never got to me?

*asks Sketchy for any saucy details*

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:02 pm

mcDuffies wrote:
Nanda wrote:*Bans McDuffies from her sexual fantasies.*
I was in there? Why'd that memo never got to me?

*asks Sketchy for any saucy details*

If Sketchy knows about my sexual fantasies, then- Waaaaaaait a minute! Has she been reading my super secret diary?!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:37 am

yeahduff wrote:Apples and oranges. Worst thing that'll happen is more gay bars start thinking this is a good idea. Which would be lame, not Orwellian.

big brother is watching you, and he likes how your ass looks in those jeans.