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/me is 21 and getting hitched in august
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americangothic wrote:Why are so many of you guys single? I keep seeing this reoccuring thread: "Go on a date", "meet singles", "socialize more" ?? Is this some kind of thing where "comic artist=dating virgin"? If so...maybe I better quit comics now and get into another hobby...

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Hey I'll have you know I was in a very fufilling relationship for about a month before she ripped my heart out and left me for dead.

Now I stick to porn.
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americangothic wrote:Why are so many of you guys single? I keep seeing this reoccuring thread: "Go on a date", "meet singles", "socialize more" ?? Is this some kind of thing where "comic artist=dating virgin"? If so...maybe I better quit comics now and get into another hobby...

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If he is successful the female will spawn many jelly like eggs for the male to fertilise, if unsuccessful, the inadequate dancer will be eaten and digested.
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americangothic wrote:Why are so many of you guys single? I keep seeing this reoccuring thread: "Go on a date", "meet singles", "socialize more" ?? Is this some kind of thing where "comic artist=dating virgin"? If so...maybe I better quit comics now and get into another hobby...
comic artist = person who works long hours drawing instead of going out and being social, thus dooming themselves to being last picked in the dating game of life, as a general rule. There are numerous exceptions, of course.

So, yes...if you want to socialize more, you may want to find another hobby. I hear that habitual heavy drinking is good for meeting girls. :)
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RemusShepherd wrote:So, yes...if you want to socialize more, you may want to find another hobby. I hear that habitual heavy drinking is good for meeting girls. :)
hummm....habitual heavy drinking never gets me any girls. All I ever get is wang when I get drunk....pouts...

Maybe everyone should go bisexual...double your odds??

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I'm married. And a mom.

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*shrugs*


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LAO wrote:/me is 21 and getting hitched in august
Wow... You are a lot younger than I thought, man. Even Stinky's got four years on you, and I've got three years on him! D:
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Killbert-Robby wrote:Hey I'll have you know I was in a very fufilling relationship for about a month before she ripped my heart out and left me for dead.

Now I stick to porn.
Why do I have the overwhelming urge to pat you on the head out of pity? Poor baby.
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americangothic wrote:
RemusShepherd wrote:So, yes...if you want to socialize more, you may want to find another hobby. I hear that habitual heavy drinking is good for meeting girls. :)
hummm....habitual heavy drinking never gets me any girls. All I ever get is wang when I get drunk....pouts...

Maybe everyone should go bisexual...double your odds??

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Continue to be a good husband.
Keep updating my comic.
Make more paintings.
Get in shape.
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Nanda wrote:
LAO wrote:/me is 21 and getting hitched in august
Wow... You are a lot younger than I thought, man. Even Stinky's got four years on you, and I've got three years on him! D:
He does? I always though he was around my age. If 4+3=7, then you're the same age as my brother.

Its all moot, however, Nanda. My love knows no limitations.
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That's what "moot" means, you boob!

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It's all subject to debate?
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LAO wrote:
Nanda wrote:
LAO wrote:/me is 21 and getting hitched in august
Wow... You are a lot younger than I thought, man. Even Stinky's got four years on you, and I've got three years on him! D:
He does? I always though he was around my age. If 4+3=7, then you're the same age as my brother.

Its all moot, however, Nanda. My love knows no limitations.
Awwww... :shucks:

Yeah, he'll be 25 next month. And I'll be 28 in June.
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Ack! I'm older than Stinky! I can't pass for a high schooler anymore and that saddens me.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Ack! I'm older than Stinky! I can't pass for a high schooler anymore and that saddens me.
Keep it down, ya old fart!
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Killbert-Robby wrote:Hey I'll have you know I was in a very fufilling relationship for about a month before she ripped my heart out and left me for dead.

Now I stick to porn.
Eww! Dude, if it's that sticky throw it away.

[quote="InRe: That's what "moot" means, you boob! VileTerror"]It's all subject to debate?[/quote]

Actually I looked it up once and my household dictionary says it means both "highly debatable" and "not worth debating." Makes it a very useful word.
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Col wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Ack! I'm older than Stinky! I can't pass for a high schooler anymore and that saddens me.
Keep it down, ya old fart!
Oh well. It was time to move on anyway and become a real person.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
Col wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Ack! I'm older than Stinky! I can't pass for a high schooler anymore and that saddens me.
Keep it down, ya old fart!
Oh well. It was time to move on anyway and become a real person.
Yeah, you can rent a car now, ya lucky bastard.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:Ack! I'm older than Stinky!
Yeah, join the club...

Why do you think I keep dying my hair all these ridiculous colors? I'm desperately clinging to a youth I never actually had (or maybe never fully appreciated is more accurate).
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I figured that I'd do better this year and have a good resolution, so I think I'm going to go for 1024 x 768, instead of a 800 x 600.
I'm sorry, I had too.
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Or maybe that was last year...

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Didn't someone just make that joke...?
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