Your special skills!

DancingChaos · Post by **DancingChaos** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:35 pm

Uh... I can play the cello...
I've been told my grammar is quite good...
I can get through 5 mangas in one day! (which is not a skill whatsoever)
Uh... I've been told I can sing. But I don't like my voice. (I don't think anyone likes their own voice, either)
I can sort of play the guitar, but I need practice. I wouldn't consider that as a talent. It's more like 'I keep an electric guitar in my room. Aren't I cool?!'

Yeah.

Dave Against The Machine · Sun Aug 06, 2006 7:42 pm

jesusabdullah wrote:
Skylark King wrote:
Komiyan wrote:Bass, but I can't make up tabs myself. If you give me a tab and tell me the rhythm, I'm set.
Well known fact. There are few accessories that make a woman more attractive than a bass guitar.

Dave Against The Machine wrote:Yay for bass playing chicks.
I agree.

And the fact that all four of us play has nothing to do with it. Nope. Nothing at all.

Who would think it does?[/quote]

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:20 pm

I find that a woman that plays the mellophone is way more attractive that one that plays the bass.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 8:42 pm

PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I find that a woman that plays the mellophone is way more attractive that one that plays the bass.

Nah, kazoo playing chicks are where it's at.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 9:14 pm

i hold out for girls that play low brass. they can do things that make you just melt

Col · Post by **Col** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:27 pm

I can do that thing you see people do in movies where I make a fist crack my knuckles at the same time. Honestly, I can crack my body in all kinds of random places.

I'm really tall.

I was a really proficient swimmer, back in the day. I usually swam the long distance stuff in swim team, and even though I wasn't the fastest, my stamina was neverending. Thanks to all the swimming I did, my lungs are the strongest part of my body.

I drive stick as well.

Ahaugen · Post by **Ahaugen** » Sun Aug 06, 2006 10:32 pm

well, i can drive fast on roads, gravel, and mountain roads and avoid death.

i can play some damn good trombone.

i can sit down at a piano, plunk out a few notes, and transpose an entire song in my head.

and i have a well of useless knowledge that's unbelievable

Dark Wyrm · Post by **Dark Wyrm** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 1:32 am

I have decent spelling and grammer.(I guess this counts)
I can beat most people at new(to me) video games given around 5 minutes to practice.
I have a somewhat photographic memory.(dosen't work all the time)
I can read fast, exe. read the latest Harry Potter book in 1 day.
I can fall asleep almost anywhere.
Dogs like me.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:08 am

JTigerclaw wrote:
PeppermintAfterlife wrote:I find that a woman that plays the mellophone is way more attractive that one that plays the bass.
Nah, kazoo playing chicks are where it's at.

Flutes are where it's at

Joel Fagin · Post by **Joel Fagin** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:20 am

I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and drum up support for women who play the didgeridoo.

But only for the puns.

- Joel Fagin

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:24 am

Joel Fagin wrote:I'm going to jump on the bandwagon and drum up support for women who play the didgeridoo.

But only for the puns.

- Joel Fagin

The didgeridoo is too moany for my tastes

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:25 am

The cymbalism! It hurts and stings.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 2:36 am

Yeah, a good pair of cymbals helps too.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 3:04 am

When you are as beautiful as I am, you don't need any skills.

But actually I can do some things.
I can drive stick. On either side of the road.
I'm about average level SCA hardsuit fighter.
I am pretty good with an assault rifle.
I speak four languages with some degree of fluency and can fake a few more.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:46 am

Assault rifles?

Marry me

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:41 am

Them finns are crazy.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:50 am

I dance, sing, play most instruments... hm. I can do Irish dancing too.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:42 am

blackaby wrote:I dance, sing, play most instruments... hm. I can do Irish dancing too.

If only you could fire an assault rifle...

Czar · Post by **Czar** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:02 am

Killbert-Robby wrote:
blackaby wrote:I dance, sing, play most instruments... hm. I can do Irish dancing too.
If only you could fire an assault rifle...

Firing an assault rifle is easy (heck, 5.56 NATO doesn't have much more kick than your average five year old, and it's a whole lot more predictable).

Hitting something, though, especially hitting your intended target, now that's the tricky part.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:07 am

Czar wrote:
Killbert-Robby wrote:
blackaby wrote:I dance, sing, play most instruments... hm. I can do Irish dancing too.
If only you could fire an assault rifle...
Firing an assault rifle is easy (heck, 5.56 NATO doesn't have much more kick than your average five year old, and it's a whole lot more predictable).

Hitting something, though, especially hitting your intended target, now that's the tricky part.

Ok, I'll be more specific next time. There's just something alluring about a woman that can hit a bullseye... though I probably wouldn't date one for obvious reasons...

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