Alter Egos IV - A New Bob

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:29 pm

I don't think I've ever posted this picture, I use it for my facebook pic.

And YES, this IS a dimple.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:32 pm

Not as sexy, but you resemble Timothy Dalton in that picture.

Toxic · Post by **Toxic** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 8:56 pm

Teammayhem wrote:Not as sexy, but you resemble Timothy Dalton in that picture.

Eww...I hated License to Kill.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 9:05 pm

Toxic wrote:
Teammayhem wrote:Not as sexy, but you resemble Timothy Dalton in that picture.
Eww...I hated License to Kill.

You have to admit, the end fight sequences rawked though.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Fri Jul 15, 2005 11:27 pm

What the hell was going on here while I was asleep?
but you`re still not creepy

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:22 am

Only the finest arts for thee, my delectable nectarine.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:29 am

I`m starting to like this forum.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:35 am

Nutcracker wrote:I`m starting to like this forum.

I drew you stuff too!!!! :jumps: ok so it was in MSpaint but still >_>

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:39 am

Yeah, it was really cute. Prepare for a kiss! Or fanart

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 8:16 am

I'm glad you enjoyed the presents =]

I know my style is limited but I give it my all for you my green eyed muse.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 9:42 am

Far be it for me to defame a competitor for the affections of a beautiful young woman, but, my darling Nutcracker, you should be aware of this snapshot I have uncovered which reveals that, although Spriteville appears to be a sincere and well-adjusted suitor, in reality he enjoys <b>CLUBBING BABY SEALS!!!</b>

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:01 am

O.O

This means war!

[EDIT]
Just because I'm using the icon doesn't mean I condone that libelous picture. I just happen to think the face the imposter is making is hilarious.

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:28 am

I'm not going to tell you who to choose Nutcracker. That would be unfair of me. I just want you to know all the facts.

I have never ever hurt any baby seals. I can barely think of it without becoming sick to my stomach. That is either a forgery or an imposter. I suspect that to actually be PieceOfSkunk dressed as myself doing what he does on a normal weekend the monster. I don't want you to think of such wretched things, perhaps we can steal away from these torrid images.

P.S.
POS's bath picture was actually quite cropped. Here's the full image.

Please, just be careful around him. I don't want anything bad to happen to you. I'd be heartbroken and who knows what would be of you. Please, be careful.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:37 am

I am so envious of the pixel skills you guys posses ;_;

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 10:42 am

Spriteville's latest artistic travesty is clearly a fabrication, seeing as a) I don't speak in that typeface, and b) unlike Spriteville, I don't keep ladies' underwear around the house.

I think this should remove any doubt as to where Spriteville's heart truly lies:

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:00 am

I still can`t make up my mind...
Should I blush or laugh? Or just choose M^2?

...nah, I`m straight, and I like dorks

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:06 am

I have complete confidence that you will make the wisest choice, my fair summer flower.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:11 am

Right now I`m feeling an urge to post a bikini photo.
Too bad I don`t have any YET...

Spriteville, USA · Post by **Spriteville, USA** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:14 am

Sorry for the bad translations and the bad jokes to start with.

Oh and this is not an intentional up the ante shot. I just needed a POV shot to show what was really going on.

All for you my sweet polish bueaty.

If you did post a bikini picture I think me, POS, and M2, would have heart attacks. =p

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Sat Jul 16, 2005 11:20 am

Spriteville, USA wrote: If you did post a bikini picture I think me, POS, and M2, would have heart attacks. =p

Although I am reluctant to agree with my arch-nemesis, Spriteville speaks the truth.

I am, however, willing to accept the risk.