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Pimpette wrote:I feel squashed.
Not squashed; squeezed.

Someone's putting you into an olive press when you're not looking and siphoning off some of your pimpy goodness.
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Either that or...

Nevermind.

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There's someone worse?!
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Don't forget that Bob's Hufflepuff.
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Hufflepuff sucks. Ravenclaw is where it's at.
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Jim North wrote:There's someone worse?!
Well, there's McDuffies.

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Pimp juice? Do they get that by squeezing hookers? In which case they should get in contact with the Pentagon...it could be used as a biological weapon.
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"You better squeeze all the Pimpette you can, when Mr. Whipple's not around!"
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All the juice has been squeezed from Pimpette, so we'll have to squeeze the Charmin now.
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RobertBlake wrote:All the juice has been squeezed from Pimpette, so we'll have to squeeze the Charmin now.
I don't want to know the kind of juice you get from squeezing the Charmin. :P
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Charmin? Is that the pet name kids are using these days? I always preferred "winkle".
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I didn't really like the Charmin kids when that ad campaign was on TV. But now that they got that bear craping on a tree, I just don't know which one I prefer.
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I think we're barking up the wrong tree. Pimpette Juice is pink lemonade, right? It's not some scary green twitching substance.
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I didn't really like the Charmin kids when that ad campaign was on TV. But now that they got that bear craping on a tree, I just don't know which one I prefer.
Heh... the ads with the bears creeps me out for some reason.
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I can't wait until they switch to the Pope-centric TP ads.
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RobertBlake wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I didn't really like the Charmin kids when that ad campaign was on TV. But now that they got that bear craping on a tree, I just don't know which one I prefer.
Heh... the ads with the bears creeps me out for some reason.
They creep me out too because a cartoon bear is sitting under a tree and crapping up against it on national tv. So vile.
Jim North wrote:I can't wait until they switch to the Pope-centric TP ads.
The pope totally shits in the woods too.
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"Do you ever feel, y'know . . . not so fresh?"

Also mildly disturbing: Those foot medicine ads in newspapers that show pictures of fungus-eaten feet. They're freakin' green.
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yeahduff wrote:Are you at least getting a cut, Laurel?
Don't I wish!
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theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
RobertBlake wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I didn't really like the Charmin kids when that ad campaign was on TV. But now that they got that bear craping on a tree, I just don't know which one I prefer.
Heh... the ads with the bears creeps me out for some reason.
They creep me out too because a cartoon bear is sitting under a tree and crapping up against it on national tv. So vile.
And they look so happy doing it!
Jim North wrote:I can't wait until they switch to the Pope-centric TP ads.
The pope totally shits in the woods too.
Yeah, but does a bear shit in the Pope's hat?
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