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Yeahduff
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They're totally in style this season. She can carry me around in her handbag while being seen.
I won't be the stars in your dark night.
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Not if she dumps you and you end up dying penniless in a gutter. Only you're not alone: There's plenty of Paparazzi taking pictures.Yeahduff wrote:Say what you will about Paris Hilton, she's a step up from dying penniless and alone in a gutter, which, let's face it, is exactly where my life is headed.
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Yeahduff
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But then I'll be making more month in alimony than I'd make in a lifetime of work.
I won't be the stars in your dark night.
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Dr Legostar
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also you could probably get your own reality show.
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If she's dumb enough to marry-... You know, that might actually work.Yeahduff wrote:But then I'll be making more month in alimony than I'd make in a lifetime of work.
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If you marry her though you have to do nothing to make it seem like you want the marriage to fail. That means you have to have sex with her. And she's got more mileage than my car.
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Dr Legostar
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yeahduff likes women with experience.
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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Yeahduff
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Hells fuckin yeah I do.
See also: above post about death, gutter.
See also: above post about death, gutter.
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Dr Legostar
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in paris hilton vs the gutter, paris wins?
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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Yeahduff
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It's like you guys aren't paying attention.
Paris Hilton:
Paris Hilton:
- Rich
Cute in 1 out of 10 photos
Easily duped/inebriated
- $500/lifetime, tops
Solitude
Death
I won't be the stars in your dark night.
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yay gutter
Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personality
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die
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Yeahduff
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I feel like you guys are intentionally trying to kill my dreams.
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Dr Legostar
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I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps there might also be some other options to consider.Yeahduff wrote:It's like you guys aren't paying attention.
Paris Hilton:Gutter:
- Rich
Cute in 1 out of 10 photos
Easily duped/inebriatedThis isn't hard.
- $500/lifetime, tops
Solitude
Death
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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Yeahduff
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Guys, loose women. Fist fights with third rate power pop guitarists. Alimony.
I really don't think you're grasping the reality of this.
I really don't think you're grasping the reality of this.
I won't be the stars in your dark night.
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Rkolter
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When it comes to loose women, you get what you pay for...
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Dr Legostar
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i think that's cheap women.Rkolter wrote:When it comes to loose women, you get what you pay for...
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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Dr Legostar
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yes!Killbert-Robby wrote:Hilton isn't cute in photos.
Know what gets me?
That eyelid
That fucking eyelid
-D. M. Jeftinija Pharm.D., Ph.D. -- Yes, I've got two doctorates and I'm arrogant about it, what have *you* done with *your* life?
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
"People who don't care about anything will never understand the people who do." "yeah.. but we won't care."
"Legostar's on the first page of the guide. His opinion is worth more than both of yours."--Yeahduff
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McDuffies
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Yeah, she has kind of lazy eye, but there's also something about her jaw that bothers me. As if it's poorly drawn or something.
She's cute in 1 out of 10 photos but if professional photographers can't make her cute in 9 out of 10 faces, then who knows what she looks like in person. I mean, they must've taken thousands of shots for that burger commercial, and she still looks far from pretty.
On the plus side, alimony or no, Duff would probably make a good living from talk shows and book sales only.
She's cute in 1 out of 10 photos but if professional photographers can't make her cute in 9 out of 10 faces, then who knows what she looks like in person. I mean, they must've taken thousands of shots for that burger commercial, and she still looks far from pretty.
On the plus side, alimony or no, Duff would probably make a good living from talk shows and book sales only.
