*weeps for her crotch*

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:56 pm

I'm all for natural childbirth, as long as the woman is having the babies.

MERBman · Post by **MERBman** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:32 pm

In fact, some women opt for a C-section instead of a natural pregnancy.

Um, I think instead of "pregnancy", you mean "childbirth". Because a C-section is not a pregnancy alternative.

Ti-Phil · Post by **Ti-Phil** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:38 pm

O_o now here's a topic I wouldn't have expected to find in here... Anyway such an accident happened to me too.. except it wasn't a chair but a foot... with a shoe on it.. a steel tipped shoe... the ground was comfortable...

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:00 pm

I'm all for child birth! I was born once!

Wp · Post by Wp » Tue May 03, 2005 8:00 pm

MERBman wrote:
In fact, some women opt for a C-section instead of a natural pregnancy.
Um, I think instead of "pregnancy", you mean "childbirth". Because a C-section is not a pregnancy alternative.

Bah, details. You wrote that just for your post count, didn't you?

Anyway, everyone's body is different, so who is to say which is less painful? I've heard reports of C-sections being much better for some than regular childbirth. Apparently some women have delivered all their children by C-section with few complications.

As with TLH, all this is hearsay.

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:03 pm

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:I'm all for child birth! I was born once!

LIES!

Nyke · Post by **Nyke** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:33 pm

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:I'm all for child birth! I was born once!

I wasn't. My shell was, though.

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:07 pm

[guilt trip]

If your baby is cut out with a c-section they were never born; every birthday will feel like a lie!

[/guilt trip]

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Of course you could always have a harvest day for them.

*protects his balls from cosmic retribution*

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:27 pm

"Birth a : the emergence of a new individual from the body of its parent b : the act or process of bringing forth young from the womb"

I think that still applies.

Smight · Post by **Smight** » Tue May 03, 2005 10:47 pm

You may be technically right. but the seeds of doubt have already been planted.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:06 am

It's definately a childbirth alternative. A pregnancy alternative would be boring, painful, or at the least, repetitive.

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:50 am

Smight wrote:*protects his balls from cosmic retribution*

Hm? Oh, nevermind.

Bek · Post by **Bek** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:28 am

My sister had her first son by emergency C-section and the second naturally. She's all in favor of the "Don't Cut Me Open" option. Something about not having to hobble around with an incision while trying to take care of a newborn. She was really funny when she was coming out of the anesthesia, though.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:33 am

My first words upon waking from anasthesia from my gallbladder surgery:

(in a very loud voice)

"OUTPATIENT SURGERY MY ASS!"

I don't remember it at all, but Beth swears it's true.

So, I'll bet C-sections aren't much fun.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:02 am

Everything sounds better with "my ass!" appended to the end of it.

Bek · Post by **Bek** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:22 am

Not everything:

"How about dessert, my ass?"

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:40 am

Depends on what desert is.

Ryuko · Post by **Ryuko** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:46 am

If said in the right tone of voice, that could be SEXY.

Subhuman · Post by **Subhuman** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:48 am

SEXY, MY ASS!

You're right, it is funnier.

Bek · Post by **Bek** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:15 am

How about this:

"What's that smell, my ass?"

NOT sexy