Outrageous claims.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:22 pm

my comic won the oscar for best writing in a lego role.

Dreamaniaccomic · Post by **Dreamaniaccomic** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:40 pm

Congratulations. I believe you.

Dreamaniaccomic · Post by **Dreamaniaccomic** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 6:55 pm

Outrageous claims do not have to be false.

My best friend is a ninja who secretley controls the world. My other friend has a random mutation in his DNA that caused his brain to move up several spaces on the evolutionary scale, and he manipulates my ninja friend from the darkness. They established the hoax that Chuck Norris is a god-like being. In reality, his beard is false, and his muscles are photoshopped.

Outrageous claims do not have to be true.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 9:45 pm

For 12 years I worked for Burger King, espousing hatred of McDonalds everywhere in a covert war of advertising. After the Mall of America incident, it was mutually agreed upon to end all black ops.

Now, 3 years after we thought it was over, we found out the truth: McDonalds LIED.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sun Feb 22, 2009 11:04 pm

I am actually a ninja terminator from the future. I already killed my target. All you meatbags are doomed. Now I amuse myself by killing men with the black widow technique. This is why I don't do "relationships"

KWill · Post by **KWill** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:07 am

Laemkral wrote:Now, 3 years after we thought it was over, we found out the truth: McDonalds LIED.

That's outrageous.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:15 am

I just bought a cup of delicious, fresh ground McDonalds Coffee and am enjoying it to the fullest extent allowed by law.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:21 am

i just bought a cup of tim hortons coffee and i'm enjoying it beyond what the law allows.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:30 am

I tried doing more than the law allows to my McDonalds coffee, but it said no and sprayed me with mace.

Prettydragoon · Post by **Prettydragoon** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:51 am

Dr Legostar wrote:Lego is NOT coming out with a admiral ackbar minifigure this year.

They are issuing a Bridget figure instead.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:33 am

i had a crappy birthday.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 9:13 am

I don't like food. Or sex.

Killbert-Robby · Post by **Killbert-Robby** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 11:03 am

Dr Legostar wrote:i had a crappy birthday.

I don't feel good about that

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:40 pm

Did you know that while you can't use a washing machine for a baby, it's perfectly acceptable to use a dish washer to clean your baby, provided you don't use the pots and pans setting.

VeryCuddlyCornpone · Post by **VeryCuddlyCornpone** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:47 pm

Rkolter wrote:Did you know that while you can't use a washing machine for a baby, it's perfectly acceptable to use a dish washer to clean your baby, provided you don't use the pots and pans setting.

Unless, of course, you tuck the baby neatly into one of the pots beforehand. Tried and true.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:51 pm

i find running them through the carwash is so much better.

IVstudios · Post by **IVstudios** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:03 pm

Well, that depends. Sure it gets them cleaner, but it's just not cost effective unless you're washing at least 10 babies per load. Fine for you and your clone army, but what about those of us who only have 4 of 5 babies to wash.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:05 pm

IVstudios wrote:Well, that depends. Sure it gets them cleaner, but it's just not cost effective unless you're washing at least 10 babies per load. Fine for you and your clone army, but what about those of us who only have 4 of 5 babies to wash.

well to start off, you could quit your whining and stop acting like a little bitch.

VeryCuddlyCornpone · Post by **VeryCuddlyCornpone** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:28 pm

IVstudios wrote:Well, that depends. Sure it gets them cleaner, but it's just not cost effective unless you're washing at least 10 babies per load. Fine for you and your clone army, but what about those of us who only have 4 of 5 babies to wash.

You can always pick up a few more. The clearance bins at your general retail stores tend to be overflowing with extras if you need some for spare parts or painting projects.

They also make excellent dioramas for grade school aged children, if you're willing to provide supervision.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 7:19 am

I'm restarting "mcDuffies".

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