personal definition of yourself

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:36 am

I know a guy who used to snort pixie stix. It made me wince when he did it.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:55 am

I know a guy that did that one. The story did not have a happy ending.

Naga Inverse · Post by **Naga Inverse** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:51 am

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I know a guy that did that one. The story did not have a happy ending.

What happened?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:55 am

He entered a world of pain and irritated sinuses.

Well, he eventually got better, so I guess it was more of a misadventure.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:02 am

A completely mental misadventure?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:12 am

Somewhat. It was mainly a lot of physical pain and pounding of the bus seats with fists. We were outside the leaning tower of Pisa at the time, where he was able to procure a "water pipe" from a street vender. That helped him feel better too.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 10:04 am

Funny. My friend just wedged his eyes shut until they were almost sunk into his face and screamed loudly, then sniffed and smiled at everyone.

RemusShepherd · Post by **RemusShepherd** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:38 am

I once told a friend that a fantasy of mine was to do a line of pixie dust off a hooker's ass. She woke me up that night with pixie sticks in hand.

Sex while sugar rushing isn't as good as you might think, BTW.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:41 am

I've been told sex on the beach isn't so good either.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:48 am

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've been told sex on the beach isn't so good either.

sand gets everywhere

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:53 am

legostargalactica wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've been told sex on the beach isn't so good either.
sand gets everywhere

And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 11:58 am

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've been told sex on the beach isn't so good either.
sand gets everywhere
And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.

and imagine if you were trying to use a condom, the chances of a grain of sand or several shredding it, ooooh boy... or girl.. depending.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:17 pm

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:I've been told sex on the beach isn't so good either.
sand gets everywhere
And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.

It's not really the sand during the sex that's so bad. It's afterwards. You can end up sandpapered in the worst places. And it's 100 times worse if you try to do the 'sex in the surf' thing, where the water slaps against you. That water is carrying sand.

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 1:47 pm

Fishies wrote:Fishies: Prefers bunnies.

What a coincidence!

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:19 pm

Nanda: A Japanese word used as a response to seeing a very strange or
surprising thing.

See also:
The Buddha's half brother
The Ox of Shiva
The North American Nursing Diagnosis Association
Shortened form of Fernanda (spanish)

The Neko · Post by **The Neko** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 4:54 pm

Nanda wrote:Nanda: A Japanese word used as a response to seeing a very strange or
surprising thing.

It's also used for the plain ol' "What's that?"

Nanda koitsu = "What the F**K is THAT?"

Jesusabdullah · Post by **Jesusabdullah** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:57 pm

RemusShepherd wrote:I once told a friend that a fantasy of mine was to do a line of pixie dust off a hooker's ass. She woke me up that night with pixie sticks in hand.

Sex while sugar rushing isn't as good as you might think, BTW.

I'm trying to decide of that makes your friend awesome or creepy.

...maybe both.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:26 pm

rkolter wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
legostargalactica wrote: sand gets everywhere
And no amount of ky and compressed air cans will help.

It's not really the sand during the sex that's so bad. It's afterwards. You can end up sandpapered in the worst places. And it's 100 times worse if you try to do the 'sex in the surf' thing, where the water slaps against you. That water is carrying sand.

Beach towel.

Seriously, it's really not that complicated as long as you don't roll around. Especially if you take your victim from behind, as it were.

Plothole · Post by **Plothole** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:44 pm

My username is a definition of me.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:44 pm

The Neko wrote:It's also used for the plain ol' "What's that?"

That's actually why I got it tattooed on my arm in hiragana. It cracks me up.