a WTF moment........

Signore_cristiano · Post by **Signore_cristiano** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:09 pm

yeah this was retarded......

I cooked steak for dinner.......and i brought my food upstairs.. but when i got ready to actually eat the steak....i found out that i didnt have a fork & a knive.......instead i had two forks.......

Have any of you had moments like that..... that afterwards you what like wtf?

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:16 pm

you made a thread for this?

if you're gonna spam at least be creative.

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:19 pm

"It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife..."

DAMMIT! Now I'm gonna have that terrible song stuck in my head FOREVER. I hope you're happy.

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:26 pm

I once forgot a knife. I used the bladed part of my spoon and pretended that was exactly what I meant to do.

Pyros · Post by **Pyros** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:27 pm

My kingdom for a steak knife!

I have tonnes of moments like that, but most people think I'm a space case anyways.

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:30 pm

My life is made up of nothing but these kinds of moments.

Signore_cristiano · Post by **Signore_cristiano** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 6:30 pm

you made a thread for this?

if you're gonna spam at least be creative.

Yeah, I've been lacking creativity lately

and you would be to if you were going......

and as for spamming this will probably be it for me

.......Yeah i can't postwhore like the rest of you can

Post by **Kisai** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:54 pm

If I was in that situation I'd just use the fork and press hardly against the plate... actually that's what I do in almost every situation that requires a knife because I always forget to grab a knife.

Mvmarcz · Post by **Mvmarcz** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:57 pm

here for school lunch we get milk in bags

One day in highschool I was going to put my straw in my milk so I could you know drink...right before I punctured the bag I realised I had a fork in my hand.

thank god I noticed

Jackhass · Post by **Jackhass** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 8:59 pm

Wow...

...people like you who struggle through in the face of such adversity are the true heroes.

PieceOfSkunk · Post by **PieceOfSkunk** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:30 pm

One time my pudding cup exploded in my lunch bag. That was a dark day. *moment of silence*

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:31 pm

Keffria wrote:"It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife..."

DAMMIT! Now I'm gonna have that terrible song stuck in my head FOREVER. I hope you're happy.

...and isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic...yeah I really do think...
*downloads the mp3 and shakes fist at Keff*

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:40 pm

You all have bad attitudes.

Ian Moulding · Post by **Ian Moulding** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:43 pm

Jackhass wrote:Wow...

...people like you who struggle through in the face of such adversity are the true heroes.

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be
I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings.

Did I ever tell you you're my hero?
You're everything, everything I wish I could be
Oh, and I, I could fly higher than an eagle
For you are the wind beneath my wings
Cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Oh, the wind beneath my wings.
You, you, you, you are the wind beneath my wings
Fly, fly, fly away, you let me fly so high
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings
Oh, you, you, you, the wind beneath my wings.

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:44 pm

K-Dawg wrote:
Keffria wrote:"It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife..."

DAMMIT! Now I'm gonna have that terrible song stuck in my head FOREVER. I hope you're happy.
...and isn't it ironic, don't you think? A little too ironic...yeah I really do think...
*downloads the mp3 and shakes fist at Keff*

Yessss, suffer with me!

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:47 pm

You'll rue this day! Probably around the 11th or so, the rue shall come full circle!

Keffria · Post by **Keffria** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:48 pm

Aw, you're too nice to make me rue.

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:49 pm

Keffria wrote:Aw, you're too nice to make me rue.

...you know me too well. You win this round fake Londoner...BUT I'LL BE BACK!
*throws down smoke bomb*

Garneta · Post by **Garneta** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 9:59 pm

Jim North wrote:My life is made up of nothing but these kinds of moments.

Mine too. If we were ever gonna have kids, I'd feel sorry for them, since they'd most likely inherit that from both of us.

I'm constantly forgetting what I went into a room for, or losing things I had in my hand not half a minute beforehand. Things end up in the refrigerator sometimes that shouldn't be there (like the salt, and I think my wallet was found in there once).

Reminds me of a joke: An elderly couple were sitting on the porch one day and the husband asked his wife if she wanted some ice cream. She said, "Yes, and put some hot fudge sauce on it. But you'd better write it down, I know you're gonna forget the sauce!" So the husband went inside, and came back out a few minutes later with two plates of scrambled eggs. As he handed one to his wife she said, "See, I knew you should've written it down; I told you I wanted bacon with it!"

Guildmaster Van · Post by **Guildmaster Van** » Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:07 pm

I "lose" my lucky baseball cap every few days and spend half an hour trying to find what's under my nose.

As a habit; sometimes I sleep with it on. Or simply forget it's there.