What is your... shoe size?!

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Thu Jan 26, 2006 10:28 am

9! 9 I say!

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Sat Jan 28, 2006 4:26 pm

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:50 am

According to that chart I wear size 5 shoes. That would realllllly hurt my feet. I actually wear size 12.

BERSERKERCREW · Post by **BERSERKERCREW** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:54 am

13 O_O

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:42 am

Risky wrote:According to that chart I wear size 5 shoes. That would realllllly hurt my feet. I actually wear size 12.

You actually measured your thing? jeez.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:48 am

You didn't?

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:49 am

hell no.

Nutcracker · Post by **Nutcracker** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:56 am

Wow:] If you put the toilet seat down you're the perfect man.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:57 am

um... I do... I live with my mom and sister, so putting the seat down is manditory for me <_</

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 11:05 am

You mean right now, or ever? It's been there all my life and it's been the same size for about 12 years I'd wager. Besides...

What makes you think I measured it.

I also put the seat down.

Pimpette · Post by **Pimpette** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:10 pm

Hell if I were a guy I'd measure myself too.

Just cause.

And I put the seat up.
Can't have my brothers missing and getting it wet. Yuck. =/

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:19 pm

I never put the seat up in the first place.

Tynan · Post by **Tynan** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 4:23 pm

Teammayhem wrote:
Risky wrote:According to that chart I wear size 5 shoes. That would realllllly hurt my feet. I actually wear size 12.
You actually measured your thing? jeez.

Hey man when the girl asks you your size and you dont have an answer that just makes a very awkward situation!

"Uh...well do you have a ruler on hand...I could go and check."

Unless you're all suave.

"Care to take my measurements?"
if that's even suave.

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 8:31 pm

Coincidentally it's about the same length as Team's tongue.

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Tue Jan 31, 2006 10:15 pm

Pimpette wrote:Hell if I were a guy I'd measure myself too.
Just cause.

Eh. The novelty wears off by the time you're three.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:26 am

I never measured myself. I prefere to rely to the shoe size conversion table.

DJMayhem · Post by **DJMayhem** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:35 am

Risky wrote:Coincidentally it's about the same length as Team's tongue.

... so i have a short tounge?

Risky · Post by **Risky** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:35 am

Teammayhem wrote:
Risky wrote:Coincidentally it's about the same length as Team's tongue.
... so i have a short tounge?

Aw... no, it's just right, hon.

Shishio · Post by **Shishio** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:54 pm

I've heard that shoe-size is not an accurate biological indication of penis length. The best is the distance from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your first finger when you make a "pistol" with your hand.

Ekolter · Post by **Ekolter** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:06 pm

All the toliets are down in here. And I live with two guys. Also note that the lids are also down on the toliets half the time to keep the cats out of them.