Jimmy will eat your soul if you do not give me a response
Posted: Sun Oct 27, 2002 10:57 pm
Your soul will be eaten for not replying to this comic. I will not do it, because souls always give me a bad aftertaste. I know this guy named Jimmy who apparently has been eating souls for many years now on orders from his pet sea shell. I like Jimmy's work, so I am hiring him on for my newly formed soul eating department. The only problem is I have to keep Enron papers stuck in his mouth in order to stop him from eating souls. And that sea shell drives a hard bargain, making it nearly impossible to sign Jimmy onto my team. But I did, and now those who do not reply will have to pay Jimmy for their horrendous crime. Later.