It's a small, Walt Hell... (I am EEEEEEVIL)

ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 4:29 am

I've been asked by several people for the entire set of lyrics to the song alluded to in the <A HREF="http://www.comicgram.com/randymthoughts ... ">December 26th</A> installment of Randym Thoughts. So here it is, with music. Feel free to sing along.
<BLOCKQUOTE>
It's a world of pain, and a world of fear,
a-a-bandon hope, ye who enter here
you're so damned, we can tell
'cause you're down here in Hell
It's a small Hell just for Walt.There is just one gate, and despite your tricks
Charon won't return you across the Styx
Though the patrons may scream, this is not just a dream!
It's a small Hell just for Walt(everybody now, crack those whips!)
It's a small Hell just for Walt.
It's a small Hell just for Walt.
It's a small Hell just for Walt.
It's a small, Walt Hell.
</BLOCKQUOTE>
<embed src="http://www.niehs.nih.gov/kids/midi/small_world.mid" Autostart=TRUE Width=144 Height=56 Loop=FALSE TYPE="audio/midi">
(click the stop button to put an end to the pain, but remember that poor Walt cannot...)--Howard
Please note that I have no personal grudge against Walt Disney. I just think it's funny to imagine him burning in Hell while this music plays, as punishment for looping it inside his theme park.[This message has been edited by Howard (edited 07-28-2001).]

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Mon Jan 08, 2001 10:07 am

You are so evil...Ack! now..parody...stuck...in head!Must...get out...with devil music....youngun's... Pantera! Metallica! Stone Temple Pilots! Creed Even...Sheryl Crow! JUST ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!feels the pain-glych

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 11:08 am

I have sent a comic gram to my former English Teacher...Hee hee hee...she loved it! We sung to the tune outloud in my Journalism class! MUAHAHAHAA! You have infected a class of 30...This has been an annoucement of the Elsinore High School Tiger Times Staff...-glych

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:01 pm

Oh MY but how you'll pay. Oh man.------------------
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KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Tue Jan 09, 2001 12:58 pm

It is possible that I may have been at least partially responsible for this horrific turn of events.On the Schlock message board this morning, I was feeling a wee bit down, and this insipid old Julie Brown song, "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid" kept going through my mind. So to wash THAT unwanted tune out of my mind, I quoted the first two lines of Howard's parody.Next thing I know, the man has posted the entire body of lyrics and the little demon-possessed player thingie on the board.Yeah, sure, I'm betting the "several people" who asked for the complete set of lyrics were mostly imaginary. Who in their right mind would purposely ask for this song to start cycling endlessly through their brain? Even with funny lyrics.Maybe I'll go back to humming "I Like 'Em Big and Stupid." Big and stupid guys aren't clever enough to do something this insidious, even if they are EEEEEVIL.------------------
~KareNin @>--}--- I am not young enough to know everything. --Oscar Wilde