Flaming thread, Red devils, and beekeeping

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You improv too? Bitchin' and here I thought i was alone....<P>Fave story in the circle?<P>Mine: We were playing "Styles", where you change the style of the scene but not the content. This was the order exactlyas best i could remember:<P>Normal,
Romance,
Sci-Fi
Musical<P>And the scene was two people in a bar, "Ted" was the other member. (And remember, <i>I'm a chick</i>)<P>Ted: Hey, Baby.
Me: Go away, you drunk.
Ted: Awe come on, you're cute, I'm hot. We're perfect for each other...
Me: As if!
*Romance*
Ted: Don't deny it. You find me *pause* attractive.
Me: More than anything in the world!!!
*Sci-Fi*
Ted: The drinks are attacking us! (throws drink)
Me: What? But we just bought those!
*Muscial*
Both: (Break into song with exact timing and harmony) The drinks are attacking us, The drinks are attacking us...What are we to do, when the drinks are attacking us...<P>Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee<i>eeeeeeeeeeee</i>
<b>RUN!</b><P>True story...<P>-glych

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Randy improvs, and I ran sound for an improv-and-sketch group for several years, so I FEEL like I improv. I've seen more of it than any non-improvisational human should be required to. <P>Incidentally, I think that the angry face on this thread dictates that it should be relegated to a status below the happy flaming thread.<P>--Howard

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Ahem.
<UL><LI>I guess it shouldn't be surprising that the first thread on my discussion board to achieve "hot" status had <B>Underwear</B> in the title. Thanks for the posts, everybody!</LI>
<LI>I paid $1.00 ($.50 each for my wife and I) to see "Red Planet" at the local Very Discount Mucho Movie-plex. The semi-nude shots of Carrie-Anne Moss were <STRIKE>nipple-riffic</STRIKE> offensive, and the only redeeming part of the film. <I>(What happens when you cut power to the rotating psuedo-gravity portion of your spaceship? It applies the breaks! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you: Science!)</I></LI>
<LI>Last Saturday night, waiting backstage for the suggestion for the upcoming improvisational scene, we were told our suggestion was "Forbidden Love." Without skipping a beat, Jake turned to myself and our improv-partner and said, "I'll be the beekeeper!"

The ensuing laughter lasted through the mirthful holidays, and into Tayler family memory forever.

It should be noted that part of the comedy then came from Christy, who turned right back on him and said "And I'll be the rich lady, and you (Randy) be the butler!"

I wish I could give that story all that it deserves. Like money.</LI></UL><P>------------------
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