Underwear comic is even funnier...

ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Fri Dec 29, 2000 1:16 am

... if you picture the following event, which really happened in the wee early hours of December 29th.
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Randy (drawing cartoon on the computer): "this underwear drawing doesn't look right."Howard: "it looks okay to me."Randy unbuckles belt, unzips pants and bends way over, craning head left and right to examine own underwearHoward (stifling laughter): "Why don't you check a pair in the drawer, so you can see them right-side up?"
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I'm not making this up.

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Fri Dec 29, 2000 10:34 am

My privates are private.

ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Sat Dec 30, 2000 11:21 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by KareNin:
So...when do we get to see for ourselves the comic that was under construction in the wee small hours of Dec. 29, when Randy was trying to get his underwear to look right?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
It ran on December 29th, and can be found <A HREF="http://www.randymthoughts.com/d/20001229.html">here</A>.

KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Sat Dec 30, 2000 12:24 pm

So...when do we get to see for ourselves the comic that was under construction in the wee small hours of Dec. 29, when Randy was trying to get his underwear to look right?I'm not entirely sure I'm ready for this.And I definitely think his privates should remain private. I'm pretty sure, although admittedly this IS just taken on faith, they look all right.

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Sun Dec 31, 2000 12:26 pm

...*chuckle*...
I can't even dignify this conversation with wit...Thanks for the laugh guys... I needed it after today.-glych
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Mon Jan 01, 2001 7:38 am

If you snip this post properly, you get <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by KareNin:
So...when do we get to see ...the wee small ...privates.[/B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Somebody should not have used the words "wee" and "small" in that post, unless there was an extremely subtle implication to be made. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">--Howard

KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Mon Jan 01, 2001 10:03 am

Somebody get those scissors away from that man!Randy, I swear it's all Howard's doing. I never made any comments about ANYONE'S "wee small privates," or anything of the kind.And anyway, I couldn't help but notice, Randy, that your hands and feet appear to be considerably larger than Howard's. I draw absolutely no conclusions of any kind from this observation, but merely offer it in hopes that the conversation will take a turn toward something more uplifting... umm.O, spite! o hell! Now I've done it.You KNOW that wasn't what I meant!

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Mon Jan 01, 2001 11:01 am

*snicker*It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean-glych
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Mon Jan 01, 2001 11:22 am

Turning the conversation... boats...
*breaks into song*
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Sailing, sailing over the bounding mane!
La la hum, da hum da humm...
Yo-ho, Yo-ho, a pirate's life for me!
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*stops singing*
C'mon, somebody join in who knows the words.

KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 2:04 am

Geeeee Whizzies... Messrs. Tayler:I went to that website where you found those lyrics, and I must say, I was shocked and appalled at the blatant titles listed. And those are supposedly lyrics to children's nursery rhymes!"Over the River" was completely innocent, compared to some of the suggestive titles in the list. I'm still blushing.What kind of a childhood did you two HAVE, anyway?Do you remember the old "Popeye" cartoons? He was always saying "Wal, blow me down!" and Olive Oyl would swoon and say "Ohhh, Popeye!!" What the heck was THAT all about?I'm beginning to think I must have always just been way too naive and innocent to catch anything charged with innuendo. No wonder I led such a boring life till I went away to college.

Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 6:53 am

Is it pronounce that way? And all this time I've been wrong...*sigh*j/k
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Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 10:15 am

LOLYou guys all sound shocked...like "sex" is a new thing to be made fun of...bs...For exampleI mean, during the 20s, the Marx brothers were going around vaudville making far worse jokes than anything that Chris Rock, George Carlin, or any other modern comedian are saying now...For example in their movie Duck Soup, Groucho was talking so fast that the censores didn't catch this joke, but i did:He's sitting next to Margaret Dumount (sp?) and he's telling her how much he loves her:
"I love you. i love you so much, that if you were 20 pound lighter I would love you so little. I love you, I love you so much that if you were inside out and i was up-"*pause*...he then looks up and does his groucho eyebrow trick before being interrupted by Chico.This scene has been cut out of most version of the movie, but i have the directors cut...blah blah blah..long story with 6 steps to Kevin Bacon...This is just one example uot of many... it's liek the song "Ring around the Rosy" is about the plague...Kids have been screwed up for forever.
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 10:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by glych:
ka-SNIP...the song "Ring around the Rosy" is about the plague...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Ring around the rosy
Pockets full of posies
Ashes, ashes, we all fall down...Line by line, translated by me:
"ringed, scarlet pustule"
"posies cannot help you"
"burn the bodies, burn the bodies, all of us will die."Properly incanted, it can even be sung to the "Ring around the rosy" melody. Except that people won't let you work with children if you do this where others can hear you.--Howard

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 10:51 am

Too lazy to hunt for the site, but the big Urban Myth site mentions that notion -- that "Ring Around the Rosie" is about the plague. And shows why it almost certainly isn't about the plague, but is, rather, a harmless nursery rhyme.

It goes on to say that the rhyme was originally written by this hitchhiker who suddenly vanished after sitting on a hypodermic needle contaminated with AIDS in a movie theater where a little girl died of shock after eating a Kentucky Fried Rat in the dark and quoting Bigfoot as saying he would shoot anybody that flashed their lights at him.

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KareNin · Post by **KareNin** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:11 am

The big Urban Myth website you're referring to is probably <A HREF="http://snopes.com" TARGET=_blank>http://snopes.com</A> Yeah, I heard that too, about the hitchhiker. I think I read it on the internet. And if this message board posting is sent to 100,000 people within 5 days after you read it, Randy will send each one of us a FREE ticket to Disneyland.
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 11:39 am

<A HREF="http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/fracture/rosie.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://www.snopes2.com/spoons/fracture/rosie.htm</A> Well, there you go.--Howard "I bet it's pronounced 'glitch'" Tayler

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Tue Jan 02, 2001 12:41 pm

I found the lyrics <A HREF="http://www.zelo.com/family/nursery/sail ... ">here.</A> I also found this, which seems extra dirty in today's post's context.
Michael, row the boat ashore,
Hallelujah.
Michael, row the boat ashore,
Hallelujah. Sister, help to trim the sails,
Hallelujah.
Sister, help to trim the sails,
Hallelujah. River Jordan's deep and wide,
Hallelujah.
Milk and honey on the other side,
Hallelujah. River Jordan's chilly and cold,
Hallelujah.
Chills the body, but warms the soul,
Hallelujah. I also found "Over the River." THAT one was just plain gross. "Row Your Boat" was still clean, in comparison.
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Wed Jan 03, 2001 11:18 am

This thread is inherently more deserving of the most-current-thread slot.*bump*------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 197 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 197** » Wed Jan 03, 2001 11:19 am

(than the frowny-faced one about beekeeping) I should have added. *bump, bump*

Randy · Post by **Randy** » Tue Jan 30, 2001 4:10 am

The warning is good enough -- thanks Kan.------------------
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