Okay, just got off the phone with Jess, and here's the latest:
DJ is alive and semi-well. He's out of ICU and in his own room in the west wing of Tampa General Hospital.
The accident involved a Camery, a Camero, DJ & Jess, and the S-10 of doom (crazy lady who caused it all). She had 2 DUI's on her record, a kid in the car, and had been drinking earlier that day (but was not legally intoxicated at the time of the accident

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DJ broke both tibia in both legs, as well as his 3rd metatarcel in his right foot (OUCH!). He also split his femur in his right leg and it's now screwed together. He will forever have titanium rods going the length of both tibia, making him part cyborg
Jess is bruised and battered, but otherwise okay.
The b*tch who caused it is in jail.
He'll be in the hospital at least until the end of the week, in a wheelchair for a few weeks, and undergoing physical therapy for a while afterwards. He will be sorely missed while he's away.
His RSAD friends (led by the glorious me... (had to get an ego moment in somewhere)) are going up Saturday to bombard him with bad jokes and perverted get well cards.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send him get-well cards at the address on the main site. He's one of those people who loves stuff like that.
Send love, send praise...
Send chocolate 8)
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Brett