You Know I'm Your Hero...

[ZOMBIE USER 11536]

I knew RANDALL was involved.

Robots...who'd a thunk?

[DJRuby]

Randal is involved in everything, around here.

[Roddynixon]

i look like jesus. sometimes i think i am he. so i guess that that makes me the most worshiped. and i don't even believe in god.
i'm off to turn water into wine and bless the meek.
peace be with you.
Roddy.

[JMT]

I used to have a friend called steve than looked alot like jesus. Sometimes when we'd pass drunks or crack addicts in the street, they'd say "are you jesus?" It was hilarious. Jesus look-alikes rule. But don't go claiming jesus stole your look. Brett said that about Randall and we're roasting him.

[DJRuby]

That was pretty random, there, Rod...

I had a few people say that I looked like Jesus last year, when I had a full beard and long hair for my Silent Bob halloween costume. But I think they were stoned, or somethin'. Since when does Jesus wear a backwards baseball cap, or a long coat?

[JMT]

I bet jesus did wear a backwards cap and a long coat. The gospel frickin totally distorted the true story of jesus, along with his likeness. I'm sure they sat around and said "dudes, selling this jesus bit to these jews is fucking hard" the one of them said "well, let's fudge the part about his backwards cap and long coat" then some other guy said "let's say he turned water to wine too!" then they all said "no one'll buy that, but hey, it's worth a shot. Two billion alcoholic followers later....

I'm going to be the Crow this year for Halloween, whatca think?

[PrintError]

Jesus was a hippie.

[DJRuby]

I'm probably gonna reprise my Silent Bob, again, this Halloween. That one was pretty popular. But it'll only work if Brett agrees to be Jay, again. How 'bout it, Brett?

[JMT]

Yeah, without a Jay, people will just look at you and say, "who the fuck are you supposed to be?" Actually, if you look anythign like DJ, you two could better pull of Dante and Randall.

[PrintError]

We were praised and hailed as kings last year for portraying Jay and Silent Bob.


The guy who played Bob sucked though.

[DJRuby]

I can't believe it...my own forum, and I can't even remember to log myself in. Grr.

[SweetV]

that was me

[DJRuby]

Oh, you've gotta crush on everybody, Val, admit it.

[SweetV]

Yeah, except you! hehe

[JMT]

Brett would have to cut his hair, and no force on earth would make him do that.

Hey, I have all the sympathy in the world for Brett there. I have cut my hair three times since I was 13, and every time was because I felt like it, not because of all the pressure I felt to. Long hair doesn't just happen. It's not like a tattoo or a piercing. It's a commitment. It takes years of putting up with people in your life that bother you about cutting your hair. If you go through all the years it takes to grow your hair long of people's bullshit, you better believe you're committed to it. Especially if Brett's hair is as long as it is in the comic strip. My hair is going on 25 months since it's last cut. AS Val Kilmer said in The Doors portraying Jim Morrison: "Some of the biggest mistakes in my life have been haircuts."

But the point it, if you really wanted to go as Dante and Randall, Brett could easily but his hair down the back of his shirt. With the backwards baseball cap, you really couldn't tell the difference.

Power To The Long-Hairs!

[DJRuby]

Ouch, Val, I'd find that insulting, if we hadn't already discussed that topic.

Yeah, I guess we could do that, JMT. But I dunno how to make Dante and Randal as recognizeable to people just walkin' by.

[JMT]

Uh, you could hold up a "I'm not even supposed to be here today!" sign, and Brett can do a little Randall walk and stand around with his nose in a porno mag.

[DJRuby]

Now that sounds like a fun way to spend a school day. It'd be even better if we could convince them to let us run the school store for the day, though.

[JMT]

Do they sell cigarettes at your school store?

[DJRuby]

Heh, no. But we would.