*Puck, with cat ears and fox's tail, smiles to the audience.* <b>Puck</b>: "Hello, and welcome to this week's instalment of "The Great Debate". With me here tonight are Thor, sometimes called Donar or Asa-Thor, Norse god of Thunder, and reason we have a Thursday..."
*Thor, a guy all in furs and sweaty leather, nods and speaks in a thick Norweigan accent.* <b>Thor</b>: "I am glad to being here."
<b>Puck</b>: "...Dirk Gently, of Dirk Gently's Hollistic Detective Agency... *Dirk, he of long old brown leather coat, loud red-checkered shirt, bright red hat, and green-striped tie, waves a cigarette as if to say "well obviously, but we're getting full expenses paid, right? And what about those Euro notes?"*
<b>Puck</b>: "...Yomiko Readman, sometimes called "The Paper", world famous bibliophile..." *Yomiko, a bespeckled Japanese girl who seems to be fighting and winning a private war with Dirk regarding whose trenchcoat could look more scruffy, doesn't look up from her book.*
<b>Puck</b>: ".....Dr. Sigmund Freud, father of psychology..." *Freud waves.*
<b>Puck</b>: "...John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia..." <b>John</b>: "Hi, I'm John Howard, Prime Minister of Australia."
<b>Puck</b>:"...and a jar of something. *The Jar is a Jar.* Now then... the mythological hammer of Thor, sometimes called Mj