bienvenidos as mis suenos mal (me encanto Kenshin)

[Teriathanin]

*kneels at her Trent Arms shrine and places a morning star and three bloody fingers at it's base*
Poor Trent...cut down in the prime of his life without even a memory to go by ...oh the horror...oh the pain...and he had the same birthday as me too *sniffle**hint hint...leave Jar archives up too...hint...*
*stands up*
Hola ellos! Soy la enemiga mala. Hoy! A donde son mis manos? Esta chile es muy calliente, me das nuevo libres!

Hey, ya can see I'm new here. JUst wanna write a shout-out to all those little crabs that get hit by cars every year in their annual migration. Go crabs!!! don't keep crawling!!! you still have a leg left!!!

Sorry to write a new post alltogether as my 'hihowiseveryonedoingthismessagewillseldestructblahblahblahechidna" post, but I wanted to get my point accross. Even if I misspell across.
Too many good webcomics have fallen to eternal obscurity. The jar must not be the same!! There must be something left!!! *shakes fist at the ground*:evil: *still hasn't gotten over Sketch of Love or the sudden disapearance of Grinner*
*sniffle* is nothing holy????

I'm writing this from the commons computers at mica (maryland institute college of art and evilness...SUPREME evilness) so I unfortunatly don't have the time to write much more...*shies away from the exactoknife being held next to her ear* I'm sure you're all very disapointed...*looks around and notices she has no audience and sighs.* or not...well, um...write again later!!

baii minna!!! and hi!! and stuff!!!

[Simon Fox]

Howdy, Howdy!

[Teriathanin]

*flops down*
'allo
how are you? what's going on?

[Simon Fox]

Ewwwww...where'd ya get them bloody fingers?

[Christopher]

*can be seen infront of a watermelon*

*takes out a throwing axe and throws it at the watermelon*

*loses a finger because the axe bounced off of the watermelon and cut the finger off*

*now has a hand that only has a thumb and lots of blood on it*

*goes off for a moment and comes back with a huge hammer*

I just hope this works.

*struggles to lift the hammer into the air*

*manages to lift the hammer into the air and swing it down onto the watermelon*

*is surprised that the hammer has somehow managed to bounce off of the watermelon*

*is also hit by the hammer in the head just after it bounced*

*falls to the ground and becomes unconcious for now*

[Teriathanin]

by...accident?;;
*picks up the loose fingers left on the ground after Chris's practicing. Leaves a tub of sour cream on his chest in exhange.
Going over to the shrine, places these new digits at its base in the same manner as before*

[Simon Fox]

::eats sour cream and leaves ranch dressing in it's place::

Mmm...sour creamy...

[Aerlyn]

Ranch dressing and watermelon... Now there's a combination I haven't tried yet.

[Anime_duck]

lesse.. sour cream.... ranch dressing...


sounds fair to me...

*gives chips to go with the dressing*

[Teriathanin]

it's like a pot-uck! w007!!^^^
*pulls a handful of assorted bone-shavings and small gops of raw flesh from her pocket and dumps them in the mix*
I was going to save these for later, but now's as good a time as any...
mmm...fruity goodness

[Christopher]

*gets up so suddenly that the tub of ranch dressing, chips, and a handful of assorted bone-shavings and small gops of raw flesh flys off of his chest, hits the watermelon, bounces off of it, and hits him in the face and causes him to go back to sleep*

*begins talking in his sleep*

That secret squirrel is going to pay for what he's done!! No one steals my cream of chicken soup with sour cream and onion flavored pringles and gets away with it!!! How could he take it and leave me a pizza to eat? I HATE pizza!!!

*stops talking in his sleep*

[Anime_duck]

*backs away from the sleeping poster..*

*eye's the flesh and bone chip mixture*

um.. i brought ice... well now it's a bag of sparkling mineral water... but i brought something..

[Christopher]

*wakes up and sits up*

SQUIRRELS AND MOLES!!!!!!!!!

*lies back down and falls asleep again*

(Did you think that I was going to say "Beavers and ducks"?)

[Tom_Swan]

Calm down monkey. Calm down.

[Matt-a]

Okay, I've got various sodas, help yourself, it's all on my tab (That's probably a very bad thing to tell you guys, isn't it?)

Teri, you do know there's a archive of the old Sketch of Love, right? >^^;< It's all over at http://www.survivebadblood.com/sol/comi ... e=20000902 if you want to relive the memories. The flash/color/whatever version's somewhere on Survive Bad Blood as well, if I'm remembering it right...

*looks around* mmmmm, Bone Chips, goes good with jam... *wanders off*

[Kave Straye]

Ummm...I'm just surprised that I'm not as freaked out as I thought I would be after the whole watermealon-finger incident

[Hayasaka Kosei]

Hmmm...I brought pocky, ramen, and that weird Japanese soda....

[TyphoonGoddess]

ooooh, can we turn this into a barbeque? *pulls out lighter fluid and matches*

....pay no attention to the giant fire that I certainly did not start...

[Ajcg51]

ha! I fart in your general direction!! (said with outraageeeious french accent)

... thus creating a small explosion in the vicinity of the fire...

[Teriathanin]

if we're havin' a barbeque, then ya know we can't do it w'out some good old fashioned embalming fluid...for flavor^^^
*pulls out the spare jar she keeps in her bottomless pockets*
(I wear guys' shorts)