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Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:42 pm
by Winter
You know i'm such a 'ho for mangling gender and/or sex... I'm hooked already and there isn't even a comic up!
*sobs*

Two questions:
First, is that miniskirt legal to view from the front, or would you have to put up a "go away if you're not 18" page?
Secondly, when Yuuki's done with it: can i borrow that costume? =^_^=

Posted: Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:30 pm
by Karasuhebi
1: Yeah, can he have that costume when Yuuki's done with it? I wanna see him in it *nosebleeds*
2: ...
1: And ummm, can I get Yuuki's phone number too?
2: ... *sweatdrops*
1: He's, I mean she's I mean, Yuuki's suuuuuugoiiiiiiiiiiiii! And so is wiiiiiiiiiinter!
2: *double sweatdrops* ummm, 1...
1: I just want to ... nani 2?
2: ...you're panting like a maniac. Stop, you're scaring me.
1: Awwwwww, but I wannna play!
2: ... *runs the hell away*

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 12:28 am
by Ajcg51
ahhh, montrose. the only place to find the most random, crazy, manic, and wierd forums brimming full of hyped up posters...(you :D )

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 5:00 am
by Hayasaka Kosei
No, _I_ want the costume! *whacks Winter with a foon*

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:59 am
by Aerlyn
I'm almost afraid to ask, but a 'foon'?

Of course, Alex, and thank you for noticing. ^^

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 9:52 am
by Hayasaka Kosei
Aerlyn wrote:I'm almost afraid to ask, but a 'foon'?

Of course, Alex, and thank you for noticing. ^^
Of course, a foon!

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 6:07 pm
by TyphoonGoddess
umm, hi! (I'm a newbie to the forum...)

I'd join in and say I want the outfit too... but I'm not sure I want to come in contact with a 'foon' :-?

so I guess its the clothes that make the he/she...

Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2002 8:10 pm
by Karasuhebi
2: That's probably a safe bet Typhoon. I don't know what one is either.

easy

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 3:11 am
by Teriathanin
a foon's an evil spooon/fork
*did a documentary about the epic battle between our hero sporky and the evil foon once*
*seriously*

could I just have the cool wackum thingy in his/her hand?

Re: easy

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 10:00 am
by TyphoonGoddess
Teriathanin wrote:a foon's an evil spooon/fork
eep! evil utensils scare me... *hides under her desk*

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 2:39 pm
by Karasuhebi
3: -.-, so it's basically a spork. pft. Like that scares me.
2: yes, but you're our writer's efforts in god-modding. Nothing scares you.
3: -.-*, *ZOT* quiet you.

Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:07 pm
by Aerlyn
I wonder which would win in a battle between a spork and one of those little kiwi spoon/knives? Hmm...

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 3:02 am
by Teriathanin
ooh...you mean those little razor-edges spoons ya use for grapefruit and stuff?
hhmmm...*rumages through pockets and pulls one out, slightly stained from the raw flesh but still good*
en guarde! let's find out! have a spork?

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 9:45 am
by Christopher
*runs in just before what seems like hundreds of squirrels do*

*takes out a bow and some arrows and manages to get each arrow he has to kill at least one squirrel*

*runs out of arrows and starts throws a cleaver at a precise spot on a wall and watches as a few squirrels are unable to stop soon enough to avoid running into the sharp edge of the cleaver*

*takes out a few daggers and throws them at the squirrels with amazing acuracy*

*is now left with only one more thing to throw, sporks*

*kills the last of the squirrels by throwing sporks at them*

*goes up to the dead squirrels and pulls arrows, daggers, and sporks out of their bodies*

*grabs the cleaver and pulls it out of the wall*

*takes out a damp cloth and cleans his weapons*

*sees a dart board and throws a dagger at it, and watches as the dagger misses the dart board and hits a candle, which is then cut in half*

*watches as the top half of the candle falls into a box of left-over fireworks from the last fourth of July*

*gets hit by a few shots from a roman candle*

*also gets hit by most of the fireworks that were in the box*

*is also the only one getting hit by the explosives*

*notices that there are no more fireworks coming out of the box now*

*falls over and tries not to move so that he will feel less pain from the burns*

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 10:17 am
by Ajcg51
...someone's got a whole lot of time and a fixation for small mammals... :roll:

Hybrid untensils...

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 11:29 am
by Simon Fox
Those cats were dressed in prom dresses when I got there! Oh wait...you mean christopher....uh...*sulks*

Anyway. A foon is neither a good fork or a good spoon. It has a horrible hybrid existance.

Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2002 12:18 pm
by VXO
That is why I exist as a spork of unquestionable evil alignment.

Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2002 12:16 pm
by Christopher
The squirrels are evil I tell you!!! EVIL!!!! The sinister way they chew on those nuts with those large teeth. The way they use their speed and agility to get infront of cars to cause crashes, and then escape certain death. And right after they do that, someone talks about Geico. But the most evil of all the squirrel menace is secret squirrel. He lets his mole beat me up. My power can only be unleashed in the presence of a live squirrel!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2002 2:10 am
by Uleski
Christopher wrote:
My power can only be unleashed in the presence of a live squirrel!!!
soooo... if you were attacked by zombie squirrels you'd pretty much be fuct, right?

Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2002 2:53 am
by Zeliard
Hmm...strange, I thought I won Mjolnir in a game of bones with Thor, but it looks like Yuuki has it...*rummage rummage* Ah, here it is! The hammer of Thor! It's so shiny, and heavy and...and...made in Taiwan?!!!
NOOOO!!!!
Screwed again.
T_T