Chuck the Retarded Squirrel

[Christopher]

Must resist... urge... to kill... retarded... squirrel...

[Fievel the wonder mouse]

*scratches head*

Nope...still confused...

-Fievel Mousekawitz III

[Karasuhebi]

3: -.-, why resist the urge? This creature is asking for death. *Lobs a fireball at the legendary squirrel*
2: ...this is one hell of a way to return here.
3: -.-, no one ever said I was nice.
2: true.

[Hayasaka Kosei]

You...killed...Chuck! *sobs* Oh well...then you get another card.

Bunny-mech 3
Artifact Creature -- Mech
2, tap: Bunny-mech deals 2 damage to target player.
3, tap: Draw two cards.
<i>Beep?!</i>
2/2

[Haneoka]

Why do you have to tap mana to attack with Bunnymech? That's not right.... ;_;
Man, I should play with my brother more. But not now, he's in Europe.... o.o;;

[Christopher]

How about this card?

Christopher
Summon squirrel slayer
sacrifice Christopher to kill target squirrel
Just like Link from the Zelda games, except that the chickens are replaced by squirrels.
1/1


I'm to be known as a squirrel slayer while I'm role playing. A squirrel slayer whose skills are only able to be used to either kill squirrels or to be killed by non-squirrels. Ooo, a squirrel to kill.

*runs after the nearest living squirrel he sees*

*kills the squirrel batman style (with the words appearing when an attack happens)*

*looks around as a bunch of other squirrels come out of trees and bushes and begin to attack*

*does a matrix kick to kill a few squirrels*

*pulls out his weapon of choice, a long chain with a blade attached to each end, and kills the rest of the squirrels by throwing the ends at squirrels and swinging it around*

*gets hit on the head by an acorn*

What was that?

*gets hit on the head by a few hundred more acorns*

The sky is falling!!!

*runs*

*looks behind him and sees a squirrel in a tree that he had somehow forgotten to kill*

*runs towards the squirrel with a huge stick that he found lying around while the squirrel is throwing acorns*

*manages to deflect the acorns with the stick and get close to the squirrel*

*hits the squirrel on the head with the stick and knocks the squirrel unconsious*

*looks around and sees a mouse*

*runs up to the mouse*

*somehow manages to not notice a branch until he gets his head hit against it*

*loses consiousness*

*wakes up and realizes that he is tied to a tree by some ropes*

*notices the mouse infront of him*

How do those mice even manage to tie knots without any opposable thumbs?

[Shiver]

how about this card?

Shiver 4RR
Summon Emperor of France
tap: deposit twenty five dollars in Shiver's bankaccount and destory target player.
"how ya doin there bozo, give me da gold" - Carl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
0/10


oh yeah, foo!

[Hayasaka Kosei]

So you're the infamous Emperor of France from that one comic! Pleased to meet you. And here's my card.

Hayasaka Kosei 3GB

Creature -- Forumgoer

Tap: Deal either 2 damage to target creature or 1 damage to target player.

G, Tap: Regenerate

<i>Ph34r the forumgoers, for they are subtle and quick to anger.</I>

3/3

[Simon Fox]

And I thow my card into the squall.

Wooden Stick

1 tap: Deals 1 damage to back of target player's head
2 tap: Breaks in half
<i>What do you expect? It's a stick.</i>
1/1

::uses stick to hack down christopher and free him from his rodent captors::

[Hayasaka Kosei]

I actually did a bunch of Megatokyo and Montrose academy cards a while back...my favorite is Blue Angel Jessie ^^

Blue Angel Jessie 2UW

Creature -- Superhero

B, tap: Blue Angel Jessie deals two damage to target creature.
W, tap: You gain 2 life.

<i>"Can I whack him for great justice?"</i>

2/2

[Aerlyn]

Katherine's ex-boyfriend is trying to teach her how to play Magic. It isn't going too well.

Katie: Can I attack with my Wall of Wood?
Ex-boyfriend: Again, no!
Now she's trying to get me into the game, but I think I'd rather spend my time just doodling new angel cards. You can always use more angel cards. Yet, does anyone know if the computer program is any good? Perhaps I'll try that.

[Shiver]

tch, i'm still trying to get rid of my cards. but they're all Ice Age and prior. mostly alot of revised, 3rd edition cards. it's really hard to sell this shit. even when i'm selling two birds of paradise! i think they went for like ten dollars.

and yes, i am DA EMPEROR OF FRANCE! behold my pieness! and it's nice to meet you too. ^_^