Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
Curse you, Kitty! Curse you!
You know i'm such a 'ho for mangling gender and/or sex... I'm hooked already and there isn't even a comic up!
*sobs*
Two questions:
First, is that miniskirt legal to view from the front, or would you have to put up a "go away if you're not 18" page?
Secondly, when Yuuki's done with it: can i borrow that costume? =^_^=
*sobs*
Two questions:
First, is that miniskirt legal to view from the front, or would you have to put up a "go away if you're not 18" page?
Secondly, when Yuuki's done with it: can i borrow that costume? =^_^=
Vaguely disturbing, gender-bending cat-demon
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1: Yeah, can he have that costume when Yuuki's done with it? I wanna see him in it *nosebleeds*
2: ...
1: And ummm, can I get Yuuki's phone number too?
2: ... *sweatdrops*
1: He's, I mean she's I mean, Yuuki's suuuuuugoiiiiiiiiiiiii! And so is wiiiiiiiiiinter!
2: *double sweatdrops* ummm, 1...
1: I just want to ... nani 2?
2: ...you're panting like a maniac. Stop, you're scaring me.
1: Awwwwww, but I wannna play!
2: ... *runs the hell away*
2: ...
1: And ummm, can I get Yuuki's phone number too?
2: ... *sweatdrops*
1: He's, I mean she's I mean, Yuuki's suuuuuugoiiiiiiiiiiiii! And so is wiiiiiiiiiinter!
2: *double sweatdrops* ummm, 1...
1: I just want to ... nani 2?
2: ...you're panting like a maniac. Stop, you're scaring me.
1: Awwwwww, but I wannna play!
2: ... *runs the hell away*
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easy
a foon's an evil spooon/fork
*did a documentary about the epic battle between our hero sporky and the evil foon once*
*seriously*
could I just have the cool wackum thingy in his/her hand?
*did a documentary about the epic battle between our hero sporky and the evil foon once*
*seriously*
could I just have the cool wackum thingy in his/her hand?
Cease your annoying barky noises!
Join my legion of evil, my frowny-face empire!
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Re: easy
eep! evil utensils scare me... *hides under her desk*Teriathanin wrote:a foon's an evil spooon/fork
That's Princess to you!
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ooh...you mean those little razor-edges spoons ya use for grapefruit and stuff?
hhmmm...*rumages through pockets and pulls one out, slightly stained from the raw flesh but still good*
en guarde! let's find out! have a spork?
hhmmm...*rumages through pockets and pulls one out, slightly stained from the raw flesh but still good*
en guarde! let's find out! have a spork?
Cease your annoying barky noises!
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*runs in just before what seems like hundreds of squirrels do*
*takes out a bow and some arrows and manages to get each arrow he has to kill at least one squirrel*
*runs out of arrows and starts throws a cleaver at a precise spot on a wall and watches as a few squirrels are unable to stop soon enough to avoid running into the sharp edge of the cleaver*
*takes out a few daggers and throws them at the squirrels with amazing acuracy*
*is now left with only one more thing to throw, sporks*
*kills the last of the squirrels by throwing sporks at them*
*goes up to the dead squirrels and pulls arrows, daggers, and sporks out of their bodies*
*grabs the cleaver and pulls it out of the wall*
*takes out a damp cloth and cleans his weapons*
*sees a dart board and throws a dagger at it, and watches as the dagger misses the dart board and hits a candle, which is then cut in half*
*watches as the top half of the candle falls into a box of left-over fireworks from the last fourth of July*
*gets hit by a few shots from a roman candle*
*also gets hit by most of the fireworks that were in the box*
*is also the only one getting hit by the explosives*
*notices that there are no more fireworks coming out of the box now*
*falls over and tries not to move so that he will feel less pain from the burns*
*takes out a bow and some arrows and manages to get each arrow he has to kill at least one squirrel*
*runs out of arrows and starts throws a cleaver at a precise spot on a wall and watches as a few squirrels are unable to stop soon enough to avoid running into the sharp edge of the cleaver*
*takes out a few daggers and throws them at the squirrels with amazing acuracy*
*is now left with only one more thing to throw, sporks*
*kills the last of the squirrels by throwing sporks at them*
*goes up to the dead squirrels and pulls arrows, daggers, and sporks out of their bodies*
*grabs the cleaver and pulls it out of the wall*
*takes out a damp cloth and cleans his weapons*
*sees a dart board and throws a dagger at it, and watches as the dagger misses the dart board and hits a candle, which is then cut in half*
*watches as the top half of the candle falls into a box of left-over fireworks from the last fourth of July*
*gets hit by a few shots from a roman candle*
*also gets hit by most of the fireworks that were in the box*
*is also the only one getting hit by the explosives*
*notices that there are no more fireworks coming out of the box now*
*falls over and tries not to move so that he will feel less pain from the burns*
Don't even ask me how long it took for me to come up with a name that wasn't already taken.
Hybrid untensils...
Those cats were dressed in prom dresses when I got there! Oh wait...you mean christopher....uh...*sulks*
Anyway. A foon is neither a good fork or a good spoon. It has a horrible hybrid existance.
Anyway. A foon is neither a good fork or a good spoon. It has a horrible hybrid existance.
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The squirrels are evil I tell you!!! EVIL!!!! The sinister way they chew on those nuts with those large teeth. The way they use their speed and agility to get infront of cars to cause crashes, and then escape certain death. And right after they do that, someone talks about Geico. But the most evil of all the squirrel menace is secret squirrel. He lets his mole beat me up. My power can only be unleashed in the presence of a live squirrel!!!
Don't even ask me how long it took for me to come up with a name that wasn't already taken.