*A little girl sits in front of a static-filled TV set within a shadowy part of the forum. As you approach, the child, as if possessed, turns her head slowly to face you as the screen crackles and glows brighter*
Little Girl: ...He's heeEEEEeere...
TV: *ZzZzZZZZ-SNAP!-SPUTTER!-KRA-KOOOOM!!!*
*The television set explodes in a shower of sparks, ejecting forth a familiar (and apparently flammable) figure.*
U.M.: ...eeeEEEEEEEEEEE-YOOOOW!!!! o_O;;;;;;
*Landing in a smoldering heap, the Universal Monkey quickly springs to his feet and pats himself furiously until the flames are extinguished. Gasping and gathering himself together, he flashes you a weak smile.*
U.M.: *panting* H-hi...*gasp!*...L-long time...*wheeze!*...no s-see! *choke!*
Little Girl: *walks up and tugs on his pants leg* You owe me $500 in gratuities for that scene. -.-
U.M.: *looks down dissaprovingly, then reaches into his charred jacket and pulls out his wallet* Actors... yeesh! -_-;;;
OOC: Hello again. ^^
It keeps pulling me back in!
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It keeps pulling me back in!
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