Shoes defy space and time
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Shoes defy space and time
So, how exactly do those shoes avoid getting moved by the door when Nate slamns it open?
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so does your mother
bend over and i'll show you!tharasix wrote:So, how exactly do those shoes avoid getting moved by the door when Nate slamns it open?
pzam
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Re: Shoes defy space and time
1) You were not supposed to notice that little oddity caused by having to flip, rotate, and even skew the background to keep everything in frame.tharasix wrote:So, how exactly do those shoes avoid getting moved by the door when Nate slamns it open?
2) I wouldn't put anything past Nate's shoes. First of all, that would require crossing them. I mean, you've met them!
3) Nate opened the door so quickly, it never actually occupied the space containing the shoes, and thus there was no contact. It's a quantum thing.
A better question is how the window doesn't shatter when the door's handle is slammed right into it. A better answer is "Shut up, you!"
why that game?
So Mark, why did you choose to have Princes of the Renaissance be the boardgame we're playing? Was my "this isn't a game of high strategy..." comment that funny?
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It was on top of the pile.
Because I didn't feel like drawing lots of little units for anything else. Also, it's what you were showing off when you said:ashallue wrote:So Mark, why did you choose to have Princes of the Renaissance be the boardgame we're playing?
I thought so, but that doesn't always mean much.ashallue wrote:Was my "this isn't a game of high strategy..." comment that funny?
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Hey Andrew, what are the starting city values for Princes of the Renaissance? I started to explain the game to Jeremy awhile ago and realized that I couldn't remember what they were and that isn't in the instruction manual.
And bad pzambert. I don't need to hear both your and Chad's voice in my head.
And bad pzambert. I don't need to hear both your and Chad's voice in my head.
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I'm more amazed that he was outside, spray painting without shoes on in the first place.
Perhaps, he lives in a matrix like pseudo-world and the movement of the shoes around the door is one of the "Deja-vu" movements where the matrix is correcting itself.
"There are no shoes."
Perhaps, he lives in a matrix like pseudo-world and the movement of the shoes around the door is one of the "Deja-vu" movements where the matrix is correcting itself.
"There are no shoes."
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Outside = Bad
Normally I don't go outside if I have a choice not to. However, I doubted Chad and pzam would appreciate me spraypainting in their home. So I had to work outside on their patio like area. Since it was made of concrete and pretty clean I didn't feel a need for shoes. At least not at the beginning...nothingspecial wrote:I'm more amazed that he was outside, spray painting without shoes on in the first place.
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Re: it's obvious
The window...was open.entrophy wrote:A better question is how the window doesn't shatter when the door's handle is slammed right into it.
super mario evil sun
yeah, since you got dye ALL OVER OUR BATHROOM last yr...Sparafucile wrote:However, I doubted Chad and pzam would appreciate me spraypainting in their home.
::smirk::
what?nate wrote:And bad pzambert. I don't need to hear both your and Chad's voice in my head.
::hehehehehe::
pzam
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Down with the sun!
I forgot about that. There really isn't any green spots in my bathroom at the moment. I'm still curious how I managed to do that last year.pzambert wrote:yeah, since you got dye ALL OVER OUR BATHROOM last yr...
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"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal."
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"YEAH! I have sufficiently mastered your will through threatened physical violence... Bwahaha!"
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"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal."
-Mr. Spock
"YEAH! I have sufficiently mastered your will through threatened physical violence... Bwahaha!"
-Pzambert
i have other agendas right now...
esp on *that* particular wall. i'm betting it was coming out of the shower. at least you didn't really get it on *our* stuff. then i would have had to kill you; just out and out kill you.Sparafucile wrote:I forgot about that. There really isn't any green spots in my bathroom at the moment. I'm still curious how I managed to do that last year.
pzam
"i like to give the impression that i don't fornicate with inanimate objects" -nate
"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
"i like to give the impression that i don't fornicate with inanimate objects" -nate
"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
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Stepping over the line...
Yeah, those purplish spots would have looked so out of place on the pink towels.pzambert wrote:at least you didn't really get it on *our* stuff.
Nathan
"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal."
-Mr. Spock
"YEAH! I have sufficiently mastered your will through threatened physical violence... Bwahaha!"
-Pzambert
"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal."
-Mr. Spock
"YEAH! I have sufficiently mastered your will through threatened physical violence... Bwahaha!"
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*erases line* *redraws 2 ft back*
so when do we get to visit *your* place?Sparafucile wrote:Yeah, those purplish spots would have looked so out of place on the pink towels.
::steeples fingers::
pzam
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"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
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"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
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2' back? So am I not across the line or farther across?
I choose to ignore the threatening connotation here. I was tempted to ask for your horrible couch when you guys move, heh heh heh. Then I realized you might try to give it to me.pzambert wrote:so when do we get to visit *your* place?
Nathan
"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal."
-Mr. Spock
"YEAH! I have sufficiently mastered your will through threatened physical violence... Bwahaha!"
-Pzambert
"Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal."
-Mr. Spock
"YEAH! I have sufficiently mastered your will through threatened physical violence... Bwahaha!"
-Pzambert
i'll let you ponder that...
oh, you want the couch? you can have it. for free! chad said he'll even help move it into the truck down here and drop it off at your apt.Sparafucile wrote:I was tempted to ask for your horrible couch when you guys move, heh heh heh. Then I realized you might try to give it to me.
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"i like to give the impression that i don't fornicate with inanimate objects" -nate
"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
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"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
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why am I possessed by a sudden fear of this couch??
on a side note, whenever I open up this thread and see the "I'm butt" picture/avatar at the top, I always have the "Lump" song by Presidents of the United States of America pop into my head, only the words have been subtly altered:
"I'm butt,
I'm butt,
I'm butt,
it's on my shirt...
I'm butt
I'm butt
I'm butt
and it's un-girt*
I'm butt
I'm butt
I'm butt
I'm feeling pert.
*un-girt meaning unclothed

on a side note, whenever I open up this thread and see the "I'm butt" picture/avatar at the top, I always have the "Lump" song by Presidents of the United States of America pop into my head, only the words have been subtly altered:
"I'm butt,
I'm butt,
I'm butt,
it's on my shirt...
I'm butt
I'm butt
I'm butt
and it's un-girt*
I'm butt
I'm butt
I'm butt
I'm feeling pert.
*un-girt meaning unclothed
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new cd
cuz you know what's good for you...nothingspecial wrote:why am I possessed by a sudden fear of this couch??
::hehehehe:: i guess that can be the alternate "chad is butt" song. i made up another song that mocks chad the other day, so i think there'll be a cd coming out soon...NOTHING wrote:on a side note, whenever I open up this thread and see the "I'm butt" picture/avatar at the top, I always have the "Lump" song by Presidents of the United States of America pop into my head, only the words have been subtly altered
pzam
"i like to give the impression that i don't fornicate with inanimate objects" -nate
"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad
"i like to give the impression that i don't fornicate with inanimate objects" -nate
"you're the cookie monster of books." -chad