New Evil Genius in '04

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New Evil Genius in '04

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I'd like to announce that I'll be running for the spot of "Evil Genius". As you can see, our current evil genius is incompetant, the heroes still haven't been killed! and I ask you all, what could be the reason for this? maybe he's not quite so evil? MAYBE he actually has a neutral alignment and doesn't want his evil machinations to succeed!

So if you want to continue the proud line of evilness, vote for me.


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first of all, evil genius is an attribute, not a title (it's evil mastermind). second, the position is already taken. ::ding:: :)
also, what's the genius in just killing them, much less the evil?
pfft, voting. unless you mean "voting" like GWB does, evil mastermind's aren't elected, they take over. soul-crushing style. yeah.

ok, i feel better now.
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I personally think there is a sort of elegance to any plan which would get the hapless populace to actually make the conscious choice to surrender leadership to evil. Then the soul crushing is so much more unexpected.
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Sparafucile wrote:I personally think there is a sort of elegance to any plan which would get the hapless populace to actually make the conscious choice to surrender leadership to evil. Then the soul crushing is so much more unexpected.
true. facades are fun, but crossing and re-crossing the line is better. that way they don't know which one you really are. BWAHAHAHA!

now to manipulate tv to my will...
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Pam made a valid point; I have been trying to make sure I didn't refer to SEG as an "evil genius" because, let's face it, he's not that smart. I've shyed away from "Evil Mastermind" as well, for roughly the same reasons. Really, the only really appropriate title for SEG is "Head Villain", but I don't want to start drawing him like this, either.

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I know at least one person here will get this, and that's an average I can live with.

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I think I get it. Then again I'm a pervert.

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Cheez wrote:I think I get it. Then again I'm a pervert.
In that case, I don't think you got it.

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::raised eyebrow::

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entrophy wrote:Really, the only really appropriate title for SEG is "Head Villain", but I don't want to start drawing him like this, either.

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I know at least one person here will get this, and that's an average I can live with.
really really? ;p
well, that one person isn't me.

yar, that was me first day with the hook.
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Re: ::raised eyebrow::

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pzambert wrote:
entrophy wrote:Really, the only really appropriate title for SEG is "Head Villain", but I don't want to start drawing him like this, either.

Image

I know at least one person here will get this, and that's an average I can live with.
really really? ;p
well, that one person isn't me.
Is it me? :-)

Appropriately, the focus group thing already had me envisioning a claw there. But Shirley is
not quite as bouncy as HA. (See if the pervs don't get that one wrong as well ...)
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Doctor Claw!

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Sidhekin wrote: Is it me? :-)
I choose to claim the rights to the guaranteed one. You get to be in the +/-3% statistical deviation group, Sidhekin.
Sidhekin wrote: But Shirley is not quite as bouncy as HA. (See if the pervs don't get that one wrong as well ...)
And HA is so much easier to say than HSEG.
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Sparafucile wrote:
Sidhekin wrote: Is it me? :-)
I choose to claim the rights to the guaranteed one. You get to be in the +/-3% statistical deviation group, Sidhekin.
I knew I didn't feel quite 100% today, but that bad? Sheesh!
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Sidhekin wrote: But Shirley is not quite as bouncy as HA. (See if the pervs don't get that one wrong as well ...)
And HA is so much easier to say than HSEG.
HSEG? I thought we were discussing HV. Shirley is even easier though.
(Hmm, is it feeding-the-pervs time?)
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Sidhekin wrote:HSEG? I thought we were discussing HV. Shirley is even easier though.
(Hmm, is it feeding-the-pervs time?)
I believe we're speaking of the same individual, I was using the acronym from the cast page.
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And Pretty Nurse is based on Marlon Brando!

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Sidhekin wrote:Is it me? :-)
Actually, no. But it's good to see that you haven't fallen off a cliff.
Sidhekin wrote:Appropriately, the focus group thing already had me envisioning a claw there. But Shirley is not quite as bouncy as HA. (See if the pervs don't get that one wrong as well ...)
HA is my hero. SEG/Shirley isn't based off him, but they share some qualities. Devious plotting and an apparent general ineptitude, for one. Or would that be two?
Sparafucile wrote:I believe we're speaking of the same individual, I was using the acronym from the cast page.
Yes, Shirley has and will always be Some Evil Guy to me. Why? Because then Evil is his middle name!

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Re: And Pretty Nurse is based on Marlon Brando!

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entrophy wrote:
Sidhekin wrote:Is it me? :-)
Actually, no. But it's good to see that you haven't fallen off a cliff.
What, you were worried about me?

Well, why not? Siince I last was posting here, I have been both depressed and physically
ill, and worst of all, I have been subject to using dialup. :o

But those days are past. I now have DSL. Whew!
entrophy wrote:HA is my hero. SEG/Shirley isn't based off him, but they share some qualities. Devious plotting and an apparent general ineptitude, for one. Or would that be two?
Sparafucile wrote:I believe we're speaking of the same individual, I was using the acronym from the cast page.
Yes, Shirley has and will always be Some Evil Guy to me. Why? Because then Evil is his middle name!
SEG == Shirley Evil Groin?
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Re: And Pretty Nurse is based on Marlon Brando!

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Sidhekin wrote: SEG == Shirley Evil Groin?
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