most embarrassing moments

[Embarrassed_larry]

Okay everyone. It seems like every post I write I always end up feeling very embarrassed. Enough is enough! I need to hear some of your most embarrassing moments. Then maybe if you'll lucky I'll tell you another embarrassing moment of mine about Al Salvador, Cornholio, and Nancy (my ex-wife).


LOOKY! I DIDN'T END UP BEING EMBARRASSED!
...oh shit, I just wet myself.

[Daisuki dakara suki]

I was at this party at my friends house, and we were having tons of fun, and i was eating pizza rolls and cheetos like crazy when all of a sudden i had to go to the bathroom, FAST!!! i ran soo fast that i made fire all the way to the bathroom which is on the same floor as the party farting all the way like run fart run fart after like 20 minutes of pure bathroom usage i felt better washed up but i couldnt find the air freshener or the fan so i just tried to walk out of the bathroom without anyone noticing that i had been gone, but as soon as i opened the door a crack the smell got out and everyone looked at me as i walked out of the bathroom, the smell of poop was soo bad, and to top it off my bum hurted from all of the pooping, i was sooooo mortified

[Daisuki dakara suki]

I have a new one just happen to me yesterday! i was driving in my car when i saw these group of kid i know and i say hello you want you should have a ride, he said yes why of course so i slow the car and he say to me why it smell like rotten asshole in car of yours and i say i know not and really i do because there was traffic earlier that day and i couldnt hold it so i peed and pood in a mcdonalds cup and it was under his chair and i forgot about smell and cup so i drive him and i have to make abrupt stop and red light and my cup of pee and poo spill and he gets it all over his toes eww eww

[Daisuki dakara suki]

now it summer i have another embaressing story to tell. it about me in the pool. so it hot out and there a high level of humidity and i sweating like little piggy who say oink oink. so i sweating...and sweating and my clothes and hairs is all wet and i embarressed about this too but this not the story so i go to house were my friend live wearing my bathing suit and holding towel made of leaves in my hand. i knock on door and he open it and i say "howdy, remember me i give you ride home other day and you gots the pood and the peed all over your toes. i very sorry about that but what can you do?!" so he say "no problem i let you come in pool anyway" and i say "why thank sir!" and he let me in pool like this splash splash splash splash splash splash splash splash then all of a sudden i feel like i need to poo....worse than i have ever needed to poo ever. so i swim to other side of pool, like i do in lake, and i you know let my poo free. but sad part be it float out of my swim suit and float up to surface of water how embaressing! needless to say he invite me back to the pool not as often as he might have invited me if i had not pood in his water.

[Daisuki dakara suki]

it seem that i the only person who embaress oneself. why no other user do things dumb? in any case here my new story where i do things dumb.

so i at school, you know it fall new school year, and i in my new class, it math i math hate, and my teacher say "no use potty unless you gonna make mess" and i think that i only get use potty IN FUTURE if i make mess now. so i in class and i start tear paper and throw round room. i tear like this tear fold tear fold tear fold tear fold tear fold tear tear tear untill i have hand full of littler paper than when i start. then i throw the paper round room and it take me long time and i am having to use potty worse, but i am very good at holding it. so when teacher see i have made smaller pieces of paper and thrown them round room he say "you bad megumi and furthermore you smell like farts!" i say "i sorry it my buns, my fathers buy me WOW chips for me lunch" and as some may know wow chips have warning lable it say "may cause anal leakage" (<---copy from bag) so my anal leak and it smell like farts but all a sudden there a pressure in my anal but my teacher he say "walk to priniple office and say what you do" and i do not know what to do b/c the pressure building in me anal so i say "okies" i walk down to principle office like this step farts step farts step farts till i get to door and the anal pressure high. she open door and the pressure too much i anal leakage in my pants with loud sound and spray the priniciple say "you bad megumi you out of school for week" so i now out of school for week but i no eat more wow chips