Games are Better than Sex

[Hazpee]

The kobolds, theyre after me...
Kobolds, everywhere...
You wont have me.... YOU WONT HAVE ME!!!!!!!

[Lord_ben]

that has to be the COOLEST soundset ever created.
i pissed myself laughing at it when i first heard it.

you wont have me! YOU WONT HAVE ME!
heal me! DO IT!

ah, good times

[Hazpee]

die... DIE... DIE!!... DIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahem if you arent familiar with the manic psychotic voiceset from neverwinter nights, this will make litle, if any sense at all.

[Rustu]

well think about it
when youre finished a game, it doesnt comment on the size of your penis or your performance in bed

[Mitch the Sexy Beast]

and i spam? (muwahaha)

[Hazpee]

thats right mitch, you spam, you spam a lot.
In fact, your last message was actually spam.
shut up now.

[Kaz]

Rustu:

well think about it when youre finished a game, it doesnt comment on the size of your penis or your performance in bed

it sounds like you're claiming u get told you have such a large penis n ur performance in bed is excellent, if so, thanks for telling us all we soo wanted to know that.
isn't this topic gettin a little off track?
we're sposed to be proving that sex is soo much better then gaming!!!

[Kaz]

Rustu:

well think about it when youre finished a game, it doesnt comment on the size of your penis or your performance in bed

it sounds like you're claiming u get told you have such a large penis n ur performance in bed is excellent, if so, thanks for telling us all we soo wanted to know that.
isn't this topic gettin a little off track?
we're sposed to be proving that sex is soo much better then gaming!!!

[Rustu]

no kaz u got it all wrong. i was pointing out that a game will not judge you and it will always be your friend. it's going to be there in the morning.

[Kaz]

oh well i apologise then. i'm kinda used to people sayin sick stuff like that so i assumed that was wat ya meant, sorry.
yer but who wants a game for a friend? like its a bit hard to have a convo wif them, go out wif a game, hehe even have sex etc. if you choose the right sex partner they will be there for you in the morning too!

[Lord_ben]

once again, kaz, you have amazed and enlightened us with a dazzling display of intelligence.
ding a ling ling! ill take a stupid misinterpretation for five hundred!

if you actually thought about rustus post, you would see that he was saying games are better because they do not make derogotory comments on your penis size/ performance in bed. would it make sense if he had said, as you claimed he did, that "games suck, because they say you have a large penis and are great in bed"
think about it.

[Rustu]

it's ok kaz, maybe i should be looking for a sex partner instead of playing games. it would be good to have a proper convo. i'll think about is some more and get back to u

[Hazpee]

Kee has jogged my memory in one of her posts, about this "way of the stick" It tells you that your grandmother fights better than you and then you break down into tears while saying to yourself "ooohh.. its so true..." but thats only if you do bad, and i mean, real bad, i mean 15 points bad. And everyone knows that i suck at that game, so i tend to stay away from it. When you think about it, most games will taunt you if you do bad, I dont know why, but they just doso you fell off your skateboard and you get landed with a big fat "You Suck" right across your screen. Lucky for me, the gaems i play alot are the games im good at, so im the one doing the taunting.

[Arch Duke]

Rayor knows what he's talking about.

Have to admit that the Jap version, emphatically titled "The Dragon and the Pheonix" is FAR better.

Heh heh heh.

Lots of "jade pillars" and "green valleys".

[Hazpee]

i know theres more than two positions fools, I'm making a reference to the gospel according to Ali G if you havent read it.

[Mitch the Sexy Beast]

ur talkin about the gospel according to Ali G as if its popular, and every1 knows it.

anyway, whats the deal with the newcomers that i have never heard of? r they just fans? or friends

[Hazpee]

id have to say both, but this thread is gettin way off topic

[Mitch the Sexy Beast]

ok then ill start it again.

gaming can be fun long term, but whoever reckons its better than sex should get out more and get a life . i dont know any game that gets u horny

[ENGIMa]

The way lord_ben and hazpee continue talking about UT2003 I would highly doubt that comment. But seriously, if you havent found games that make you horny you havent been looking hard enough (hint: you cant get any in australia since they get refused classification).

[Mitch the Sexy Beast]

oh allo! engima has found himself to be in some mischief!

well u said: 1. australia doesnt get the games that make u horny (due to classifications)

2. u dont play pirated, downloaded games (without consent).

does that mean u have played these 'pirated' games? u must have. cause apparently u know about it.

oh yeah