easy. If any of your friends start fighting, even if you're not involved in the fight, and your comic has them as characters, you will be thrown into the middle of the fight. People will demand you take sides in the divorce you call friendship and then they will bitch when you refuse to. That is why CJ giving birth will be the last story line in BCI.
I've attempted to give all my friends happy endings and I'll be glad when no one is complaining that I don't stick them in the comic enough.
Seriously though, all the best comics in BCI are the ones that involve Chaos and Lust, who are 2 of the few characters that aren't based off anyone.
So read Action Porn
which will also start updating again soon. Holiday season has got me strung out.