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Postby Honor on Fri Aug 12, 2005 6:40 pm

Hey... I can sympathise... If I had to watch the Crow on my birthday, that might make it my worst one ever.

How to woo a goth girley...? I'm not sure I can offer any realistic advice there.

Most of the goth girlies I've had have been submissives. So the reasons they were attracted to me aren't anything I could teach someone. ;-)
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Postby CJBurgandy on Sat Aug 13, 2005 1:21 pm

the day Brandon Lee was shot, was the same day my hampster was brutally murdered and left on my spelling homework. It was the same day a family friend had a heart attack and died. A plane also blew up that day while in flight, the engine crushed a little old lady's leg while she slept in bed....

it was also my 11th birthday.
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Postby RantinAn on Sun Aug 14, 2005 6:43 pm

yeebers, you haev the most insane parties cj
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Postby CJBurgandy on Sun Aug 14, 2005 9:26 pm

party?
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Postby Goddessmisca on Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:41 am

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Goddessmisca wrote:All girls like being told they are pretty.


I dunno, most girls I've been interested in seem to think that suggesting that they are in any way pleasant to look at is deep, hurtful sarcasm.

Maybe I need to find girls with better self-esteem...


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Postby Peaches on Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:50 pm

Ah, I remember the communication pie chart: 10% verbal, 30% tone, 60% body language, and how men only use the first ten percent. Must remeber sincerity. Thank you.
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Postby Honor on Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:32 pm

cjburgandy wrote:the day Brandon Lee was shot, was the same day my hampster was brutally murdered and left on my spelling homework. It was the same day a family friend had a heart attack and died. A plane also blew up that day while in flight, the engine crushed a little old lady's leg while she slept in bed....

it was also my 11th birthday.


I'm glad you had an eleventh birthday... *kiss*

With the exception of the hamster, which is just fucked up wrong, I wonder how much of that day's "tragedies" were bizarre coincidences and ironies? Getting shot to death by the wadding in a stage blank is quite bad enough. Waking up to an aircraft engine crushing your leg...? This is not something I expect to happen when I lay me down to sleep.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:34 am

actually the family friend dying was the most messed up part. He died around 5:30 in the AM, so his son, who was a year older than me, was not at school. Teachers were informed, and since it is kind of a small town, any child grieving was assumed to be a family friend. (Which our families were friends, I was not told yet that he had died) I went to school crying about Bob the Hampster, though most people had no idea why I was so upset. So at school, my Teacher, who was on his 2nd year of teaching, decided to comfort me by sitting down with me and letting me know that the family friend was in a better place. At this my eyes got really big and I started crying harder. He was thankful it was a half day and that evening, when my mom went in for parent teacher conferences, he told mom he was sorry because of the way I acted at school, he must have been a close family friend... my mom was ready to hit him. She explained to him that before school I had no idea the family friend had died, mom didn't even know until about an hour after school started that morning and that I was crying about my hampster and that the way he told me about a friend dying was not the most tactful.

BTW: the hampster murder isn't as messed up as you might think it is. Bob was killed by the dog. Bob was named after a friend of my sisters, Bob Lester, because it was a pervert and ran around with it's nose up the other Hampster's butt. I only said Bob's whole name because he's a local celeberty and some people on the forum might actually know who I'm talking about, making the hampster's name sake funnier.
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Postby Codebear on Wed Aug 17, 2005 11:00 pm

ha ha he was kid fox hehehehehehehe. some people thats me. any ways i might need an in to get a radio shift up there if i come back you think you could help a bit. if not thats cool too.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Thu Aug 18, 2005 7:40 am

no. the DJs are my sister's friends and I try my best not to let people know I'm related to her. I don't want half of anchorage wanting to kill me from association.
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Postby RantinAn on Thu Aug 18, 2005 8:21 pm

Huh say WHAT? i'm completly confused by that last exchange.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Fri Aug 19, 2005 7:45 am

lets just say my sister is a phsyco hose beast of the underworld who thinks she's the most milf-y britney spears look a like with the temper of a bob-bomb. She has countless restraining orders against people around Anchorage due to the number of death threats she's recieved over the years... My brother made the mistake of letting her introduce him to her friends when he got to be 21. Now he too gets people who want to kick his ass for no other reason besides that he is my sister's brother. When I turned 21, I wouldn't go near any of the bars my sister hangs at. I just rather not let people know I'm related to her. It worked for me in high school and it's bound to work for me in the real world too. (my bro had the terrible curse of having to attend high school the same time as my sister, and was getting in trouble and suspected of trouble from teachers and security guards only because of my sister's rep of always being in trouble. They figured it was genetic... and my bro is a actually a quiet, nerdy wallflower... I went to high school with neither and never admited to having older siblings that attended that school, and I only got in trouble when I deserved it, not under suspestion)
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Postby Codebear on Mon Aug 22, 2005 10:54 pm

how ever in junior high she was known for get random inocent boys in trouble just for standing up to throw something away. thanks cj.

so anyways i think im goin to stick to being friends with my goth girly thanks for all the help though it did help. till her ex boyfriend was around.

any ways later peoples.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:09 am

it wouldn't have happened if the teacher would have just given in and given me a dention like I wanted him to...


Actually, Blame Neely. If she hadn't gotten dention that day, I wouldn't have been so annoying in class.
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Postby Codebear on Sun Aug 28, 2005 1:23 am

yeah yeah sure sure. he hates kids anyways. he is an ass hole.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Mon Aug 29, 2005 6:59 am

for a guy that hates kids, he sure had a lot of them. :-?
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Postby Codebear on Mon Aug 29, 2005 11:51 pm

well he is momon isnt it like illigal for them to have less then five kids??? jk but yea he is an ass.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Tue Aug 30, 2005 8:29 am

His wife is a sweetheart though. (yeah he was mormen, and married into the Fullmer Family. So he was also Coach Fullmer's brother-in-law)


Please note people, the town that Cody and I grew up in is on the small side.
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Postby Codebear on Wed Aug 31, 2005 10:59 pm

well it was on the small side its growing too much for my liking those bastards *shakes a fist at all the newbies at home* stupid actual traffic.
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