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Postby RavenxDrake on Tue Nov 09, 2004 8:59 am

I think I'm gonna go home cause you just ran out of beer,
And there's nothing you can say that'll make me wanna stay around here,
You're lying there half naked, but these tunes you play won't make it,
You've got a great body but your record collection sucks.

You've got every Tom Cruise film soundtrack ever made,
They might get you off but they ain't gonna get you laid,
Modern Country and Gansta' Rap, and what's with all this Newage crap,
You've got a great body but your record collection sucks.

I'm afraid that I'll never learn to live,
With what you call alternative,
Unpluged albums, and Charity Projects,
And band named for inanimate objects,

Well I gotta go now, cause you just put on The Wall,
And don't try to phone cause I won't return the call,
I could never fall in love,
With a member of a record club,
You've got a great body, but your record collection sucks.

I'm afraid that I'll never learn to live,
With what you call alternative,
Unpluged albums, and Charity Projects,
And band named for inanimate objects,


All the great love songs that only two can share,
On one CD for the first time anywhere,
But you can save 'em for another guy,
Operators are standing by!
You've got a great body, but your record collection sucks.


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Postby Codebear on Thu Nov 11, 2004 7:40 am

SpasticSage wrote:
codebear wrote:alright let colaborat and listen ice is back with a brand new addition. somethin grabs ahold of me tightly. flows like a harpoon dayly and nightly. will it ever stop YO I dont know. turn off the lights and i glow. To the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal. i light up a stage like a chump lights a candle. i dance when i hear a dope melody. anything less then the best is a fellony. love it belive it you bet i wont play. ....

ice ice baby, too cold too cold.


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Postby Irish Witch on Thu Nov 11, 2004 4:17 pm

Yes, but as per my handle, I am a witch (of my own definition maybe, especially since I'm also a christian) but I'm still a witch...

Mayhaps I have terrible tortures for you in the depths of hell... Mayhaps they will begin with horredous unbridled pleasures in the heat of Australia...

Whatever it is - can you really trust me?????
And if you'll follow me anywhere, will you wig when you see the guy with the pitchfork??

*giggles*
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Postby MNsane on Thu Nov 11, 2004 5:36 pm

nipple nipple tweak tweak, nipple tweak tweak *X infinity to the tune of the maxwell house coffee jingle music*
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Postby Codebear on Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:16 pm

Irish Witch wrote:Yes, but as per my handle, I am a witch (of my own definition maybe, especially since I'm also a christian) but I'm still a witch...

Mayhaps I have terrible tortures for you in the depths of hell... Mayhaps they will begin with horredous unbridled pleasures in the heat of Australia...

Whatever it is - can you really trust me?????
And if you'll follow me anywhere, will you wig when you see the guy with the pitchfork??

*giggles*


please pitch forks dont bother me. ill fight back nipple twisting and biting. but thats ok. your cool as hell.
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Postby Captain Tylor on Sat Nov 13, 2004 6:55 am

squidflakes wrote:I really can't "dance", but I can flail to the beat.


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Postby Grabmygoblin on Sat Nov 13, 2004 8:06 pm

>_>
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Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
Gonna eat me a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches
Movin' to the country,
gonna eat a lot of peaches

Peaches come from a can,
they were put there by a man
In a factory downtown
If I had my little way,
I'd eat peaches every day
Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade

Take a little naps where the roots all twist
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you, woman,
I poked my finger down inside
Make a little room for it to hide
Nature's candy in my hand or can or a pie

Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free

Look out!

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Postby Codebear on Sun Nov 14, 2004 8:45 am

thats funny cause i eat alot of peaches and i kinda live in the country.
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Postby Irish Witch on Sun Nov 14, 2004 4:58 pm

I do/ live in the country, and I hate peaches...

Do you know that they now believe the forbidden fruit in the Garden Of Eden was more likely to have been a peach then any other fruit suggested to date!
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Postby Goddessmisca on Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:09 pm

Irish Witch wrote:I do/ live in the country, and I hate peaches...

Do you know that they now believe the forbidden fruit in the Garden Of Eden was more likely to have been a peach then any other fruit suggested to date!


YES PEACHES ARE EVIL AND THE MOST LOATHFUL FOOD ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET THEY SHOULD BE DESTROYED AND BY NO MEANS CONSIDERED EVEN REMOTELY EDIBLE BY ANY SENCIANT BEING.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:12 pm

:o But I like Peaches... mmmm juicy peaches... oh yes, love them peaches.



I could eat a peach all day.....
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Postby Goddessmisca on Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:15 pm

Cj, not cunts, peaches.

Cunts you can eat all you want.

Peaches should be eliminated by some sort of alien death ray
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Postby CJBurgandy on Sun Nov 14, 2004 7:21 pm

no, I'm seriously talking Peaches too. I really do like peaches. I think they're one of the better fruits that can get shipped to Alaska.
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Postby RantinAn on Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:17 pm

I love peaches.
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Postby RavenxDrake on Sun Nov 14, 2004 11:20 pm

I'm a fan of peaches, but I prefer Necarines for the most part (which are similar, but have a smooth outer skin, and ripen more effectively in 'captivity' than peaches do).
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Postby Irish Witch on Mon Nov 15, 2004 2:52 am

Netarines I know of, and their ok but I'm not a big fan of them either.

I like Bananas ;-)
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Postby Squidflakes on Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:29 am

I just harvested some bananas!
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Postby Toawa on Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:56 am

Nothing wrong with peaches...

Of course, I like most fruits; except lemons and limes (except in marinades and, in the case of lemon, on seafood) and grapefruits.
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Postby Grabmygoblin on Mon Nov 15, 2004 4:14 am

peaches (er, the fruit) are all right.

would you believe at first I was totally oblivious to what that song was about?
it was my favorite song, and I was always humming it.
then someone enlightened me.
now I love it even more.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Mon Nov 15, 2004 7:01 pm

ah the innocent minded... I can remember a time when my mind was innocent.... wait, no I can't
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