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Postby Grabmygoblin on Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:42 pm

I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts


Down at an english fair one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

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Postby Squidflakes on Sun Nov 07, 2004 1:05 am

We've got a lovely bunch of coconuts de de leee de!
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Postby RavenxDrake on Sun Nov 07, 2004 4:11 am

*looks in his bag* "I got a rock."

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Postby CJBurgandy on Sun Nov 07, 2004 8:31 am

do you know how fun it is to get that stuck in Sable's head?
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Postby Goddessmisca on Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:02 pm

You just made me start to post that song on gaia and start singing it so my roomie told me to shut uo

I hope you are proud.
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Postby Grabmygoblin on Sun Nov 07, 2004 6:25 pm

extremely.
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Postby Honor on Sun Nov 07, 2004 10:38 pm

Fly boy was in the buttermilk hard.
Livin' fast. Livin' large.
Six foot four and not an ounce of fat.
When women ask, "Is you a proud cat?"
He'd say, "Oh, dear. I'm more than that.
I'm the roanest of the roan.
And in case you hadn't known...

They call me

The Jackal.
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Postby Honor on Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:29 am

No, no, no... even better... XD

I like big butts and I cannot lie
Big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Even in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My home boys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
Makes me so horny!
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Postby Squidflakes on Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:37 am

If ever I had a theme song...



Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
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Postby Honor on Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:44 am

One of the rare cases where I like the radio edit better... the girl they get to moan when he says:

But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck
Til the break of dawn


Goodness, that makes my toes curl.
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Postby Squidflakes on Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:51 am

true, that is quite the moan.

My favorite was seeing Sir Mix-a-Lot live, and the girl he had dancing for this song.. my god.. you could rest a 2-liter and a large pizza on top of that thing.. it was wondeful
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Postby Codebear on Mon Nov 08, 2004 8:11 am

alright let colaborat and listen ice is back with a brand new addition. somethin grabs ahold of me tightly. flows like a harpoon dayly and nightly. will it ever stop YO I dont know. turn off the lights and i glow. To the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal. i light up a stage like a chump lights a candle. i dance when i hear a dope melody. anything less then the best is a fellony. love it belive it you bet i wont play. ....

ice ice baby, too cold too cold.
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Postby CJBurgandy on Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:20 am

my butt is rather large... but it's firm and not in the least bit saggy. It looks nice in a tight skirt too. I think it's big in order to counter balance my breasts... if I had a small butt, I would fall over all the time.
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Postby Squidflakes on Mon Nov 08, 2004 3:11 pm

There needs to be more balance like that in the world.

Since there is a very high mexican population here in Houston, I get treated to some wonderful eyefulls of nice large butts in tight tight pants. However, I noticed, if they have a large butt, they have no chest and vice versa.. its all very confusing...
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Postby Goddessmisca on Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:38 pm

*Shakes her butt*
*now realizes she is showing off her annyoingly large ass...*

nevermind...
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Postby Squidflakes on Mon Nov 08, 2004 4:45 pm

annoy me! annoy me!
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Postby CJBurgandy on Mon Nov 08, 2004 5:28 pm

my biggest problem is when I go clubbing, my ass gets slapped by many people, most whom I don't know. Men and women.... I end up having to keep dancing because it becomes sore to sit on. :cry:
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Postby Squidflakes on Mon Nov 08, 2004 7:02 pm

Next time you go clubbing, let me know. I'll dance behind you and create what I affectionately call the "Zone of Fear"

I really can't "dance", but I can flail to the beat. No matter where I go, what music is playing, or how crowded it is, I always manage to end up in my own protective bubble. It gets even larger if there is any jumping involved ;)
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Postby Codebear on Mon Nov 08, 2004 9:12 pm

lets have a cheer for the grand ol' dance known as the pogo. woo pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo BOUNCE, pogo pogo pogo pogo pogo.
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Postby SpasticSage on Tue Nov 09, 2004 5:06 am

codebear wrote:alright let colaborat and listen ice is back with a brand new addition. somethin grabs ahold of me tightly. flows like a harpoon dayly and nightly. will it ever stop YO I dont know. turn off the lights and i glow. To the extreme i rock a mic like a vandal. i light up a stage like a chump lights a candle. i dance when i hear a dope melody. anything less then the best is a fellony. love it belive it you bet i wont play. ....

ice ice baby, too cold too cold.


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