So what do you think the "Eggplant Incident" is?

So what do you think the "Eggplant Incident" is?

Postby Chef Troy on Mon Mar 29, 2004 4:17 pm

I'll never tell -- these things are funnier if they aren't defined -- but you shouldn't let that stop you from speculating.

Everyone, post here with your most creative take on what the "Eggplant Incident" is - what eggplant-related thing could be depraved enough that Melissa thinks a jaded porn producer like Jeremy could be embarrassed by it?
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I don't want to go into too much detail ...

Postby Eleika on Mon Mar 29, 2004 9:29 pm

But suffice to say, the eggplant was the passive partner.
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Eggplants...

Postby Rachia on Tue Mar 30, 2004 5:26 pm

malise wrote:Hey, why would he be embarrassed about sex? Maybe he beat up an old lady with an eggplant, and the old lady couldn't point out her attacker. Sex doesn't seem like the thing to embarras him, unless he carved it into a phallic shape and wandered aroung in public with it taped to the front of his pants...


Or maybe he carved it into a phallic shape, and then beat an old lady with it.
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Re: The Eggplant Incident...

Postby Chef Troy on Thu Apr 01, 2004 7:09 pm

FromBeyond wrote:The dwarf is still at large.
I hear he changed his name to Pepito and moved to Boston.
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