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Postby Keira_the_Magnificent on Sun Aug 11, 2002 5:33 pm

Heehee. My orchestra conductors actually sympathize with us violas, which is rather nice.
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Postby Mitya Shostak on Sun Aug 11, 2002 9:13 pm

Thanks for all the compliments, Fiona!

And Percussionman, nothing wrong with you not getting the comics. I showed some other people and they were confused. I guess it's just a certain kind of humor. But if you didn't start at the beginning of the storyline, doing that might clear some things up.
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Postby Keira_the_Magnificent on Mon Aug 12, 2002 10:54 am

A BASS?!

Wow.

I play bass.

Electric, though.

More portable than a standup.

Less expensive, too.

And you can make it make funny noises.

And paint funny designs on it with nail polish.

Its name is Frog.
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Postby Mitya Shostak on Mon Aug 12, 2002 1:36 pm

*dies* A BASS?
And I thought the person who called my viola a CELLO was off the mark! Sheesh!
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Postby One beautiful loser on Tue Aug 27, 2002 3:02 pm

Some thing like that happend to me except they called my bass a violin

Keira_the_Magnificent wrote:And you can make it make funny noises.

And paint funny designs on it with nail polish.

Its name is Frog.


stand ups can make funny and quickly annoying noises too. like making the siren noise by playing under the bridge.

My bass has 3 year old grapes/semi raisins in it does yours?
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Postby Mitya Shostak on Wed Aug 28, 2002 5:54 am

one beautiful loser wrote:My bass has 3 year old grapes/semi raisins in it


Um...yuck.
How did you manage that one?
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Postby Keira_the_Magnificent on Wed Aug 28, 2002 6:13 pm

*agrees with Mitya* Did you drop them through the f-holes?

And Frog's a solidbody guitar, so it'd be kinda difficult to put grapes in it...it came with note names scratched in between the frets, though. ^.^
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Postby Lyfska on Fri Oct 11, 2002 6:34 pm

My uncle's a jazz bassist. He's really good. And I'm not just saying this because I'm biased.

Really bad bass joke that came from him:

'I was in an elevator with my bass in its case, and I wasn't lugging around my amp or music stand. After a bit, a guy and his date come onto the elevator. I was just minding my own business when I hear the guy whisper to his girlfriend:

"Ever seen a guy with a date so ugly he keeps her in a bag?"'

Bad music jokes are funny for some reason.
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Postby Keira_the_Magnificent on Fri Oct 11, 2002 8:40 pm

Heehee. I like viola jokes...the violinists just don't understand our superior minds. ^.^
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