Sex Appeal (And, yes, it is safe for under 18)

Postby Beth the Lackey on Tue Nov 14, 2000 9:17 am

*coughs*
Erin and I were chatting the other day when I learned about some new Pokemon ailment in which a Pokemon can fall in love with another. Hmmmm. But as I listened this story became more and more twisted. Below is the tale of the incident.<P>I was tired. Barely awake in fact when Erin started talking about it. First wast he fact of how her pokemon had fallen in love with some other pokemon and wouldn't attack... Hmmm. I was like. kay... interesting. THEN guess what she does?
No. Just guess.
Okay, nevermind.
She gets some TM that contains this 'Love' attack. (A TM for those who don't know is a thingie by which peeps with pokemon can give poke's new moves.)
And Guess who she gives it too?
Oh, no. Not something vaguely... well. Hold on. Let me say this first.
She gave the TM to _TOGEPI_ which when used gives Togepi <font="red">'sex appeal.'</font> I don't know about you... but something about Togepi having <font="red">-sex appeal-</font> is just wrong. If you don't know what Togepi is. He's like a Pickachu. Cute. Insanely cute. But not... <font="red">SEX APPEAL.</font>
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> Good gosh o_O <P>I dare not delve deeper into thinking about this. It's just way too twisted. Worse than Master Chaos perhaps. Maybe. A togepi with <font="red">Sex Appeal?</font> A sign of the downfall and depravity of society? Perhaps what frightened me most is the following quote from Erin...<P>"But Togepi just...seemed right."<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Erin on Tue Nov 14, 2000 9:22 am

What can I say? The TM's called 'Attract', by the way. I wasn't gonna give the thing to my Rattata or my Onix. They don't have anything REMOTELY attractive about them, really. My Bayleef, although a possibility, had good moves already, and my Poliwag...naaah.. And Sentret? Too...normal. Nope. Togepi. Mostly cuz I didn't wanna dig into Bill's PC and give it to my Magikarp. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Just kidding about the Magikarp.<P>Honest.<P>Erin<P>------------------
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Postby Beth the Lackey on Tue Nov 14, 2000 9:33 am

Agh! Poor Magikarp.
Depriving it of all meaning.
No justification.
No purpose in the cold crew world that is a Magikarp Pokemon.
And even if it IS an ugly fishie thing it's gotta have more Sex Appeal than -Togepi-.<P>*shudder* <P>------------------
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Postby DanieL Larsen on Wed Nov 15, 2000 1:44 am

I always thought Charmander was a hottie myself...
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Postby Richard Cobbett on Thu Nov 16, 2000 4:44 am

To think of all the time that I wasted sitting in front of the screen hoping that Jessie would start talking to me...and all I needed was the right TM.<P>SOB! SOB! SOB!<P>Richard "Charybdis" Cobbett
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Postby Beth the Lackey on Thu Nov 16, 2000 9:13 am

Hmmm.
I wonder if TMs work on other anime characters...
....
Wait...
I'm getting evil ideas now.
Gah. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">
Must stop thinking.<P>*coughs*<P>I plead the fifth. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
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Postby Weriolad on Wed Dec 27, 2000 12:04 pm

Ghost in the Shell.<P>Like Porche, there is not substitute.<P>Errr...hi and stuff.<P>Check out johnrundell.com if you get a chance Erin.<P>
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