Well Ray, allow me to say sounds like you got screwed pretty good at that fighting thingy you do. My sympathies. That was apparently a pure load of shit that was done to you. And I can sympathize with the problems you had with the asshole who complained you were cheating. As Penny Arcade so beautifully put it, "anyone of any talent must be cheating." I'm just guessing you got talent cause you talk like you do. And since I have no idea how what you do actually works, I'll just take your word on it.
PS: Is it just my bad memory or does Mike do that stuff with you?