Hostile take over

[DBZVelena]

*drages a red Will Turner and a half dress Jack Sparrow inside.*
Now if you two are good boys and squick these guys in to leaving, I might hunt for a Norrington aswell.
*grins wickedly*
And if that doesn't help, I'll just use some cursed gold.

[VileTerror]

About that Mayan gold . . .

You see, some of my mutants got hungry, and they have slow digestive tracts . . . well . . .

You're going to have to wait three to eight weeks before you can get your hands on any of that gold.

[Dark Knight ez]

YAR! what is dagres? ya mean digress don't ya lass?
now go away, or i'll keelhaul ya... keelhaul ya, i say!

[DBZVelena]

Hun it was Aztec gold. Not mayan.
But you don't know where the Caribbean are anyway, you'd prob end up in Canada.

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

I <i>AM</i> in Canada.




. . . Aren't I? *looks around confused*

[DBZVelena]

See any snow and guys in red coats?
Yes?
Then you are in Canada.

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

I see snow, but the Mounties were bought by Disney and shipped down south.

[DBZVelena]

I see snow, but the Mounties were bought by Disney and shipped down south.

Oh, they must have needed some readcoats for a movie or something....
*roles eyes*

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

Funny you should meantion Redcoats . . .

[DBZVelena]

Funny you should meantion Redcoats . . .

????????

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

Well, let me ask you this: how many White Houses has there been?

[DBZVelena]

Well, let me ask you this: how many White Houses has there been?

You are asking me?
I'm from Europe hun!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

In that case, there' nothing holding me back!

The combined Canadian and British troops waltzed into the u.s. one day and burned down the original white house in 1812.

HUZZAH! Good times were had by all.

[Mr.Bob]

Thus throwing Canada forever into the history books as the only nation to ever succesfully invade the USA and burn down its leader's personal watercloset to the ground in passing sentiment.

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

We did it twice literally, and to this day continue to figuratively burn that den of thieves with our scathing satire.

Say Mr.Bob, would you like to join in the battle for an absolutely useless forum? I guarantee needless bloodshed.

[DBZVelena]

Yes, yes, besides it will be FUN.
More for me to kill!

[ZOMBIE USER 17345]

And the more Vel kills, the more bodies I get! GENIUS!

I like dead people.

[Dark Knight ez]

i like me grog.
if only someone would get me my grog.

*notices pirate*

HEY YOU! GET ME MY GROG ALREADY!
... HURRY UP, OR I'LL KEELHAUL YOU... YOU AND YOUR FAMILY... AND YOUR FOOD TOO!

*calms down*

now... when we be lettin' the blonde walk the plank, mateys?

[DBZVelena]

And the more Vel kills, the more bodies I get! GENIUS!

I like dead people.

That is Miss DBZVelena to you mister.
I do not like my nick shortened in such disrespectfull ways.
So unless you want my army to rip you to pieces, i sugest you pay propper respect where its due!

[ZOMBIE USER 17021]

If I may redirect your attention:
http://forums.keenspace.com/viewtopic.p ... sc&start=4
Same goes for <b>you</b>, young lady!