I have discovered your secret lair! You don't stand a cahnce!
I like cheese!
Boobs make me happy.
Smoking makes you glamorous and sophisticated.
I want to sex up <s>Soap Soperstone</s> Warren, faub, and McDuffies in a three-way.
Awarded the Rory Award for The Most Gratuitous Use Of The Word 'Fuck' In A Serious Screenplay.