Dinner is better anyway!

Dinner is better anyway!

Postby Warren on Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:45 pm

I'm just hanging out in this forum. Hiding, really.

Nope, nothing to see here. Not at all.

*hides behind couch*
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OY!

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Wed Dec 31, 2003 1:25 am

I'm going to have to report you to Mr. Bob now!

He plans to steal that couch.
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Re: Dinner is better anyway!

Postby TheGoobla on Wed Dec 31, 2003 11:09 am

Warren wrote:Hiding, really.


And I must say, you're doing a very half-assed job of it.
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Ya.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Wed Dec 31, 2003 6:00 pm

I mean: if Goob AND I found you . . . anyone could, save Yarps perhaps.
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Postby Mr.Bob on Fri Jan 02, 2004 7:42 am

*Loud bang as Mr.Bob Enters room*

All right this is a raid! Gimme that couch - Quietly now and with no funny business, Or I swear I'll be forced to use this comfortable looking pillow!
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* whistles inconspicuously *

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:24 am

I ain't doing nothing.

* spills a BAG-O-MARBLES<sup>
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Postby Warren on Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:54 am

*pees on couch*


You don't want the couch NOW, do ya?
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Maybe . . .

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Fri Jan 02, 2004 9:57 am

If not, I'll take it! I could always use another urine samp- . . .



Please pee in this cup.
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Postby Warren on Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:03 am

You gotta pay for that one... that stuff's valuable among drug users!
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Oh.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Fri Jan 02, 2004 10:07 am

Right, I forgot that it's a commodity.

Alright, how about a blood sam- . . .
Hair sa- . . .
Skin?
Liver?

Hmm . . .

EUREKA!
May I please take one of your eyes for scientific "research".
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Postby Warren on Fri Jan 02, 2004 12:25 pm

*keeps eyes in head*
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Awwwwwwwwwwww WANK!

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Fri Jan 02, 2004 8:38 pm

Can I have <b>any</b> genetic specimen? <i>PLEEEEASE?!</i>
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Postby Mr.Bob on Sat Jan 03, 2004 6:01 am

Gross.
Keep the couch.

I'll be outside burning down the forum.
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Postby Warren on Sun Jan 04, 2004 9:12 am

Guess I'll have to pee on the forum then?

What? It's not like it's the flag or anything!
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BRILLIANT SUGGESTION!

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Sun Jan 04, 2004 2:14 pm

* collects urine from the homeless and poors it on the war monger flag *

Ain't I a stinker?
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Postby Warren on Mon Jan 05, 2004 7:56 am

*wanders outside*

Gah.... it's still raining here.

*curses the rain*
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Rain?

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:46 am

What colour is it? I have a sneaking suspicion it's not ordinary rain.
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Postby Warren on Tue Jan 06, 2004 8:43 am

Bluish-orange. That's normal here.
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Oh.

Postby ZOMBIE USER 17021 on Tue Jan 06, 2004 9:43 am

Really? How very . . . um . . . "normal"?

Now THIS is an exotic location.
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Postby Warren on Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:46 am

Oh, wait.... normally it burns a little longer than it is today. Must be autumn again.
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