I'm in the mood for some proofreading, and I'm really lazy too. So I figure I'll just have a contest with an unknown number of possible winners.
It goes like this, if you find a split infinitive and tell me about it, you get five dollars, American.
RULES: You may enter as many times as you like. If you fine one split infinitive you get five dollars, if you find two you get ten dollars, if you find three you get fifteen dollars, etc.
ANY PERSON THAT DESCRIBES A SPLIT INFINITIVE TO ANY OTHER PERSON PARTICIPATING IN THIS CONTEST WILL BE IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED, ALONG WITH THE PERSON RECEIVING THE DESCRIPTION.