For some reason this whole scenario for later in the OHA series popped into my head while walking home from the library...so...without further ado....
The Paradox of Appologies
Genre: philosophical romance/satire
Rating: R: Goju's in it...duh.
"So let me get this straight...you won't go back home until Elhaz, your master, appologizes to you for his not all that nice treatment right? How's he supposed to say he's sorry if you won't go home,he doesn't know where YOU are, you don't have a cell phone or any way of contact and you refuse to speak to him?!"
"Hmph! If he cared enough he'd figure it out." Geli said with a snide little snort as she picked up a lemon tea cake
"You're beautiful...but you have the brain of a guinea hen!" Goju murmured with a smirk from across the table.
"I'm serious you fucking whack job! I'm sick of being treated as some possession or as your "pet dog" or whatever..." Geli screamed at Elhaz from across the appartment that they shared, lacing up her leather dress while grabbing her cape and mini computer.
Instead of arguing with her or pleading, the usually straight faced elf fell back amongst the pillows on their full sized bed and laughed until tears came to his eyes. "Geli, geli geli! Listen to yourself...."Elhaz curled a lock of his soft bluegreen hair around one finger and lounged against the velvet covers, completely un affected by her explosion of temper "you sound like some whiny romance novel heroine. You know what you are to me. We're bond partners...legally you're my slave." His eyes grew cold as he grinned maliciously "Typically I should be barely feeding you, whipping you daily, using you for my pleasures and keeping you in total bondage with perhaps a chastity belt and instead I treat you as a person. I've gotten you a job working with the Shadow Guard...you have clothes, a nice place to stay...I think you have it pretty good. Now if you dont like that, I could arrange...something else." He smoothed the gold tassel on the pillow he was leaning against apsently and looked up at her.
Geli was livid; her face was red, her hands clenched. She took a deep breath, focusing on calming down using her Brainware and wardrug implants. "You arrogant...son...of...a bitch! Don't you get it?! I've always been someone possession! For once I want to be an equal! I want to have friends and live a normal life! I'm sick of being someone's pet, someone's weapon...someone's...."her fingers cracked as she made a fist slowly "someone's whore..."
Elhaz looked up at the ceiling fan in mild boredom "But you know you like it Gelidus." His gaze was quite unsympathetic and almost sadisticly evil. "You're the one who's always pouncing on me. I seriously doubt you could last a day without begging me to fuck you. Heh....you're a slave to your own desires, not mine, and you know it." His final words were met with a snarl from his alien creature as she turned on her heel, wavy hair flying, and slammed the door in his face.
"Screw you ELHAZ! I'm not coming back until you appolygize you unsensitive, calluous and sadistic cocksucker!!"
"Ow...harsh. She'll be back..." He mused to himself, getting up to get some coffee. And he kept telling himself that for the next three weeks. This elf wasn't about to say he was wrong and Geli wasn't going to give in. It was a stalemate of the worst kind, and nothing's quite as nasty as a lover's battle between immortals.
To Be Continued...
Quote of the future chapter:
Goju: Just because you're doing the horizontal mombo with someone, doesn't mean that there's feelings involved. Sure there's FEELINGS involved but not emotions...life ain't a romance novel sweetheart
Last edited by BunELovecraft
on Sat Aug 27, 2005 4:30 am, edited 1 time in total.
There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.